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Scoups: *Is not wearing pants* You gotta be bottomless to get to the top.

Jeonghan: You wanna have our first friend kiss?

Joshua: They did not. I know they did not make a product called wild weenies.

Jun: Hey bb you want some wild weenies? The best kind of weenies are the ones in the wild.

Hoshi: EH BEP BEP BEP

Wonwoo: Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time. Be a toothbrush.

Woozi: *Kisses hand* Absolutely never do that again.

Seokmin: "We take baths in here." "Yeah right there." *points behind them* "On the floor?" "Yeah, on the floor is where I take a bath." "You’d have to fill up the *starts whispering* you’d have to fill up the whole room."

Mingyu: Sorry business call. Did you give them the numbers? Send the projections! *hangs up* We sold our company.

Minghao: *To Carats* I would want you to be there with me along side me as a friend, only, through anything thick and thin but as a friend. And we have to sleep in separate beds because we’re just friends.

Seungkwan : *spits on the ground* *gasps* we are in a hotel you fucking lick that up right now

Vernon: I wonder if lemons ever get jealous cuz they *sigh* they never get into the limelight.

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