DRAMAtical GongShow

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

fucking destroyed

get rekt

it-will-forever-be-pepsi

If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this.

❝Nothing mattered anymore, I thought. Whether I lived or died, It didn’t matter. But if I tried to die, that would take effort. Even dying was troublesome. if that was the case… I would try handing myself over to the carefree flow.❞