oh, babygirl you know we're gonna be legends 👑

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

How are you posting from 1971?

homie thought lil nas did country roads

my boyfriend is photoshopping the pikachu with an eevee hoodie plush to just be an eevee with a big gaping mouth :/

Ya know, I don’t think Skittles gets enough credit for filling their packages up with enough candy to satisfy the customer. I’m never disappointed by the amount of Skittles I get in one package. Thanks, Skittles. Good on ya.

this is the type of content i wanna see when i sign onto tumblr dot com

This made me laugh too hard

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

paddington and winnie the pooh would be best friends and i’ll fucking fight anyone who dares to disagree

wait.

husbands…

This still fucking cracks me up

Me avoiding my problems

the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen