i have finally caved in and made a blog lol heres a pinned post
hi! i am the poly crashers sesbian lex author but i also go by pol! im in my 20s and i use he/they pronouns :D i might not post much lol
in case you have just stumbled upon this blog instead of finding me through ao3, i occasionally write fics about the youtube group party crashers! i have, so far, written the following:
Mess of Tangled Legs: king of soph smut fic, its probably the worst of my fics lol i dont recommend it? but it exists :b
party crashers sesbian lex series (3/?): lesbian poly crashers smut (mostly), with brent being kind of inexperienced? and afraid of fucking things up? the rest of the crashers want her bad tho lmfao these are better fics i promise :b these are mostly the reason i made a blog
i usually use the following tags (mostly self explanatory, but just in case):
mine: my posts!
reblog: reblogs!
___ asks: asks by ___! usually an username, but will be anon if the ask is anonymous
nsfw: posts that are nsfw in nature, this mostly applies to smut
posts about ___: self explanatory, ___ can refer to any of the crashers or "poly crashers" for posts about them being together
party crashers sesbian lex series: if the post is related to the party crashers sesbian lex series
three tops dilemma: for posts about a fic i thought about! it still hasn't even reached the wip stage, i dont make any promises about writing it :b
unrelated: for any posts that don't really apply to any of the other categories???
rambling: for rambles! most of the time i put this tag if it's a longer post, but it really depends
ranting: i occasionally complain about the crashers funny enough, so yeah thats what that's for :b
i dont really have a dni? if anything, please dni if you plan on harassing anyone, or if i break your dni, just to avoid trouble lol my only request is please don't send my fics to the ccs they are about! mostly for their comfort lmao
please send as many asks as you want! i unfortunately have a life, but i'll try to get back to answering them when i can :D i don't really check dms but feel free to also send me dms if you want :))
(banner image is from the manga "gushing over magical girls")
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People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?
worst part about planning fics is when you get to writing it and you go "woah dude it would be so much better if i did y instead of x" shut up shut up shut up, we cant lose the plot :(
best part about planning fics is when you get to writing it and you go "woah dude it would be so much better if i did y instead of x" you are so right that would be so much better why didnt i think of this sooner :)))
fun fact, i began writing the sesbian lex series out of spite! occasionally the crashers do something that makes me remember why i am writing about them in the first place :b
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worst part about planning fics is when you get to writing it and you go "woah dude it would be so much better if i did y instead of x" shut up shut up shut up, we cant lose the plot :(
Tboy brent power-bottoming the rest 3 pc toppers… your mind dude…
:))) its been on my mind for a few months now alsjdfjal they never leave my brain
im really excited to write it but i havent written power bottoms ever?? so im a bit stuck at the moment but im so excited lmao
i really like brent "being corrupted" by the rest of the party crashers in a sense, like they wouldn't really try things unless they were prompted or i guess forced into it, but the reverse is also so good <3. just all of the pc subbing for a power bottom brent <333 ive been toying with ftm brent mostly for the multiple penetration potential, cause all in one hole feels unrealistic in my head :b but it also works in a control sense, which is important to me for brent
i dont really want to say too much just in case i end up actually writing it but yeah :)))
hilariously enough i feel like i have a good enough structure?? it feels gradual enough that im comfortable with the idea of writing it, but i just Haven't :(. im still thinking about the lesbians, so if they ever exit my brain i would get to it i think, no promises :)
i know my whole thing is writing lesbians, but i've been thinking about power bottom ftm brent who gets off to having control over the others for a while now
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Do you have any random headcanons you would wanna share? I’d love to hear your thoughts :D
~ @brentolo3
hi :> i've found out that answering asks on mobile is kind of awful, and now that i've finally sat down at my computer and i get to type fast as soon as the thought starts, i cannot stop it. i am so sorry.
just as a heads up, there are some nsfw headcanons. its kind of hard not to have nsfw when all i've written about them is porn but oh well :b
(little note, any "they" you see refers to both themselves and their genderbent versions, and gender specific pronouns refer to their respective genders) (it's such a struggle to talk about them in masculine lmfao)
POLY CRASHERS
everyone is down bad for brent. that's it that's the gist of my fics
^ more on that, everyone just kind of realizes that they love brent first? or rather, that brent is the first person of the group they were romantically interested in
^ brent doesn't really choose between them though, they just kind of go "... oh. that... makes sense" one day lmao
vern is *drum rolls* the first one to suggest polyamory! its really obvious, but yeah brent is figuring stuff out, eevee is panicking about the stuff, and nick is struggling to accept their feelings so... yeah, it kind of falls on vern
i feel like they get together quicker if they're women than if they're men?? they aren't really comfortable with touch as men? but as women they're touching for no reason than the sake of it :b
they're all switches, both in top-bottom and in dom-sub dynamics. you can't convince me otherwise. there's some give and take, and most of the time it ends up with them switching around
BRENT
gay pc: aroace?? i feel that he would be maybe into women too? but it doesn't really feel right :b aroace fits best, i don't think brent would be very fond of calling himself gay
lesbian pc: aroace lesbian <333 just yeah, brent isn't the kind of gal to tolerate bullshit, and men are usually bullshit, so once she gets comfortable in her skin she'll avoid them like the plague <3 she's more comfortable with the lesbian label, its comforting to know that the whole thing with thinking she has to date men is a common experience <3 she might have a lot of comphet tho and amatonormativity is... eugh
they're probably the one who struggles with their sexuality the most :b the aroace experience is not fun, and polyamory on top of that??? yikes man i'm so sorry. polyamory is surprisingly the easy part of the entire thing
really shy at first obv but as soon as they get comfortable in themselves they go from service top to a kinda mean dom switch real fast <3
^ they still really take into account what their partners want? they're kinda mean in the sense that they'll push a little bit. and then next time you've already reached that extra but you won't notice 'cause now that's the norm, that's expected and you can do better than that baby. they'll push a little bit again :)
SOPHIST
really gay always <3 the struggle comes from religion mostly, but after that it's more of a breeze. they aren't really that phased after realizing they like their same gender!
^ girl sophist did not like the idea that she had to date men. she realizes she doesn't, and has very little comphet.
^ guy sophist on the other hand is really unsure about it? sure he'll date if a girl confesses to him, but he'd much rather spend his time with his friends, who happen to be boys and damn he sure would date them if he was a girl. bad thing he isn't! then he'll realize if there is no god he doesn't really have to follow those rules, does he?
there's a bit of a struggle with polyamory though, they'll get around don't worry about it ;) there's also a little bit of a struggle with gay sophist's gender, but he's not ready for that yet. he'll most likely repress it because he doesn't want to lose his partners :(
i can't really decide if they are the most forward when it comes to sex. like, vern is really forward, but they still have "just a little guy :))" act to keep up lmao sophist does not care. they'll want sex and they'll get it :b
really bratty switch, will push harder than brent and won't back up as easily. brent has a very easy time taming them, every one else struggles. as a dom though? they're dangerous. if anyone told me pc did fucked up sex i would expect it with sophist domming
VERN
bisexual always, yeah :b found out really easy, their struggle comes mostly from everyone else *not* being as sure?? she gets through it easier than everyone else :b
vern is probably the one who has the most similar "gender differences"??? guy vern and gal vern are the exact same person :b
the thing vern probably struggles the most with everything is that they're the Emotional Support Friend. the Therapist Friend. just, yeah, listens everyone out. do they get that in return? who cares! they're glad you're feeling better, teehee!
really subby, it's really relaxing to just give the reins to someone else and just feel good. don't get them wrong though, they can also be bratty <3 i don't know if there's a term for a bratty dom? but yeah that also makes sense in my head for them, putting pleasure just far enough away that you have to fight for it
NICK
also bisexual, but they lean more towards women?
^ for girl nick its the entire reason she's discovered she's bisexual. she might have thought that she was a lesbian and then saw some guy and just. was so annoyed about it that she tried to prove herself wrong. it did not work :b
^ for guy nick, its a similar thing with "these bozos are the first men i like" which is hilarious
struggles the most out of everyone with their feelings <3 the issue is not the fact that they're in love with multiple of their friends, but the fact that they're friends in the first place. they know how much of a loser they are, they're meant to impress the same people they're a loser with???? that's fucked up dude
^ they fall so hard though <3 nick is such a treat to write, they've got the emotional awareness of a rock <3 they all do to be fair but nick specifically gets angry about it instead of self conscious, which is fun
wants to be good <3 that's it, that's nick. will be really subby if it means they're good. nick is probably the one i would say is the least dom??? it's complicated to be dom when you wanna Be Good. they probably would be kind of degrading about it if i had to say anything, but i am unsure
i did not mean to write this much. i am again very sorry :b
hello hi your fics are so so cool. like with the way you write polycrashers is so so obvious that they love eachother so much, so matter how much of a hot mess they are. anyway i've been lurking on ao3 and got so excited when you linked your blog, i look forward to whatever you work on next, your fics bring so much joy <33333
ahsgsja yay i am so glad you like it <33
i try really hard to make it obvious that they really want each other, its so fun lmao
