Quarter Life Crisis

I am in tears omg

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

Clumsy pillows

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

Now that I’ve decided that commitment might not be for me, the hoe is back out to play. Sorry mom

I cant even be a hoe. Sad 😭. Not for dates. Not for getting dicked down. Much sad

I always get played by these mother fucking boys I’m so over 😤😭

my hoe anthem 

ok but this song had no business going awf the way it did…truly a banger

😂😂😂😂😂

Or bacon eggs. Bacon eggs.

It was nasty when tinder guys became like this or gone completely mute lol