at the end of everything

soooo i heard that we currently do not have a full collection of pdfs/epubs, so hello, im blessing this fandom tonight with a link to my mega folder that has every single warriors book released as of june 30, 2026... yes, EVERY book, all for you, go hog wild!! 👏👏

tnp graphic novel is now up!

apple spider vinegar

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

I really don't have much going on in my life, except the horrors, so when people ask me questions it feels like a test of some kind

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

[ID: 5 rows of illustrated borders, featuring different animals or designs. The top row has mint green and pale yellow winding, leafy vines framing a central, dark green, lightly spotted crab with upraised claws, and five small flowers arranged, one at each (wide-set) star point around the image. The second row has three wide-eyed fish, all facing left, with two smaller, blue ones framing the central, horizontally red-striped, green one. Surrounding the fish with erratic symmetry are colorful flourishes of comma-like curls, dots, and small star bursts. The third row is a dull bronze (with streaks of muted colors like a patina) lattice of diamond shapes bracketed by two large, pearly off-white diamond-shaped stars, all against a black background. The fourth row is two buff tan-torsoed gryphons with dull green hindquarters and folded, dull mustard yellow wings with dark red at the bend. The gryphons face each other at the center, but have their heads turned back over their shoulders. Their ear tufts extend past the upper border bar and they stand on, some claws past, the lower border bar. Seven dull red (some with a lighter gradient) pansy-like flowers on muted green vines symmetrically flow between and behind the gryphons. The last row has a pinkish parchment colored box with a twelve-pointed starburst in gold-accented blue, on the left, and colorful comma-like swirls and streaks flowing from it to the right, like a comet. Smaller starbursts of varying sizes are scattered across the image. /end ID]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard