new year, same bitch

i really need to watch the gray man ;-;

but also accurate - i am trying my darndest to stop running and appreciate things >:)

well! Thats about right

i knew it......

I did not need a callout like that

Thanks for the tag milly!

i thought for sure id get holland!!!!!! how jarring to find i am perhaps not goofy depressed whimsy but in fact the shaking chihuahua

I’ve been called out… but K my beloved 🫶🏻 now I can never change my page aesthetic (and it’s one of my faves of his)

Thanks for tagging!

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Bruce]

"He already has so many kids, its time to let him make some himself."

"He has so many kids already, he should birth one."

"He's already had so many kids come to him as pre-teens or teens, often with parents before him that he needs to "compete" with for his position as their parent, so it would be nice to have him not have that pressure for once. Also, whenever one of his partners turns out to be pregnant he tends to be very excited about it, and he's often shown to be very soft and kind to babies and small children, so it'd be nice to finally give him a baby of his own. And considering the fact that there's more than one storyline with one of Bruce's lovers being pregnant and leaving and then hiding/giving the baby away for adoption, him being the one who's pregnant would keep that from happening again. In conclusion, he's got kids, loves babies, is already a single parent, give the man a baby of his own!!"

"It's been a while since he adopted a kid, maybe his next one can be home grown."

"He's due another child. Pregnant Batman would probably have to take good care of his health."

"Just look at him. Plus, he'd be a wonderful mother."

"This guy is already a dad of like a million robins, so it's about time he made some himself."

"look at him. this man loves kids so much. he loves his kids so much, you know he wishes he could have birthed them himself. getting pregnant would fix him."

PROPAGANDA:

[Emmett]

"Just listen to the song "Take it Like a Man" from the musical and you'll understand. Emmett is Elle's trophy wife and he'd love to have her babies."

[Dick]

PROPAGANDA:

[Westley]

"Awwaagghh look at him. Ever hear of the Dread Pirate Roberts & his baby Dread Pirate Roberts Jr?"

[Keith]

"He's hot and emo and he has a good support system."

"Keith is non-human and has daddy issues."

"I want him to have little galra space joeys. Lil purple fluffballs."

[Crocodile]

"There's a pretty solid theory that he's the main character's birthing parent, so like he has prior experience.

Almost definitely transgender and we need more tmpreg rep.

World seems designed to give him a migraine, so he's the sort of person who would get knocked up for plot reasons.

It'd be hot, he'd be so flustered about it."

Crocodile propaganda from last season

[Jonathan]

"Dracula probably has weird vampire pregnancy powers and also all those scenes in Dracula's castle were so weird in a homoerotic way. Either that or Mina gets him pregnant (which good for her, Mina is the best). Jonathan loves his wife very much and he'd love to have her babies."