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You know that picture of Justin Bieber where someone is thirsting after him and a person replies “you can find three dudes who look exactly like this at any gas station” that’s how I feel whenever any of you post about Timothée Chalamet except replace gas station with 100-level philosophy course

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

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babies cry when they are first born because they haven’t had the delicious taste of a cold Sprite yet

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free market baby

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

Ancient Mesopotamian Fidget Spinner for Furries

don’t ever combine a sentence like that ever again