pchoo pchoo

im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you

shut the hell your mouth

my production rig

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

that sounds like a personal problem.

it’s disgusting!

…wait, you have bath stuff?

some, yeah.

that sounds like a personal problem.

it’s disgusting!

“just because i haven’t showered in a week doesn’t make me gross” pidge that’s exactly what makes people gross.

listen.

when people can smell you down the hall, that’s gross.

you can’t smell me THAT far.

i can, i don't know about anyone else.

“just because i haven’t showered in a week doesn’t make me gross” pidge that’s exactly what makes people gross.

listen.

when people can smell you down the hall, that's gross.

Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee

me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal or we’re breaking up