hee hoo

imagining like a frat bro with the hat on sideways and like the sleeves cut off his shirt getting drunk as fuck and crying to his boys like spilling jungle juice on himself getting the couch all sticky and shit and then he takes his phone out of his pocket and all his bros are like bro do not text her right now but he opens a sudoku app and chooses "master" difficulty and starts filling in the board at blinding speed. he wakes up in the morning and every cell is wrong

dude im puffing whats left theres no more left after im done puffing

It feels good as fuck to pick up and jingle these Lego pieces

im asking dangerous questions

denzel curry is a hypemancer before everything

destroying blocks in minecraft is conducive to the unbalancing of the senses is indicative of it being unnatural.

my sense of three dimensional smell and internal clock combination is dashingly good

Even when I was a little kid I wanted to have a beer and a cigarette on my porch some cool summer night

having a hard time imagining sisyphus happy to be honest. i find it more plausible to imagine sisyphus killing himself