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cw: female!reader x bestfriend!roommate!satoru <3 implied satosugu, poor attempt at smut, dry humping, cheating but not really, kinda voyeurism??, just horny thoughts and horny stuff in general

the ad your friend sent you regarding this nice, cozy apartment did not include the fact that you'd be supposedly sharing it with the two hottest guys you've ever seen.

you had mentally prepared yourself for everything in the few days leading up to this, imagining your possible future roommates to be mean, or weird, or worse of all perverted and with weird fetishes. after some breakdowns and second thoughts, your determination to move out of your parents' house and look for a job more suitable to your interests gave you the courage to reach out and arrange a first visit of the place.

you know for sure that you texted with a certain suguru, who told you that him and his boyfriend satoru were looking for a roommate mainly because the place was just too big for two people only, but they liked it too much to move out and find a smaller place. understandable really, from the pics you've seen it was even better than what you could've ever dreamed of, and splitting rent with two other people meant that it wouldn't be too heavy on your shoulders, you just couldn't pass this opportunity!

when you rang the bell with hands shaking from anxiety, you really weren't expecting a 6'3, white haired supermodel to open the door. it must be a mistake, surely. maybe your phone somehow crashed and has gotten you to the wrong address, or maybe a hacker or some virus! you're thinking about every possibility, embarassment flooding your whole being while icy blue eyes stare at you attentively. you're about to stutter out some sort of apology to this poor guy for disturbing him and go back to looking for the apartment you're supposed to be seeing today, but when he smiles brightly at you and just says "you're y/n, right?? come in! we've been waiting for you!", you're in utter shock. he confirms that you're indeed in the right place by introducing himself as satoru, a name you're already kinda familiar with since it was mentioned in multiple texts between you and his boyfriend while arranging this whole thing. and when said boyfriend, suguru, comes into your field of vision... holy shit. you feel like the universe is on your side and against you at the same time. is it even appropriate to mentally drool and swoon over these two guys, who you don't even know yet and are also together???

you try to compose yourself and give your best, brightest smile to both men, introducing yourself properly and taking a seat in front of them at the kitchen table, where suguru's tattooed hand offers you a cup of warm tea. conversation goes smoothly with them, ranging from basic personal questions to details regarding the apartment, daily routines, what are their thoughts on pets, just everything to make sure that you could effectively be a "good match" for them if you are going to live together.

you can't help but already notice their opposite personalities: while satoru is loud, extroverted, full of energy, with shining eyes and always smiling with all his teeth showing, somehow like an over-excited puppy, suguru is calmer, quieter, a grounding presence that puts you at ease while studying you with his deep, attentive gaze and polite grin. you find it amusing, really, and you really can't hide some little giggles as satoru comes to the conclusion that yes, you'd be moving in with them and yes, you'd become great roommates as soon as he heard you muttering to yourself about how to arrange your manga collection, various figures, and pokémon plushies around what would become your bedroom. suguru, despite just shaking his head and smiling softly, can't help but agree with his boyfriend, having caught glimpses of some of your tattoos he can tell for sure that you have an interesting personality, in a good way of course.

so, after all the legal documents and the stress of moving all your stuff, that's pretty much how you end up living with them!

at first it was hard not having your parents around and looking after yourself, but luckily you really ended up with the greatest roommates that you could've ever wished for.

to be honest, at first you were supposed to only think about yourself, keep your spaces, that's what roommates are supposed to do, right? keep a peaceful distance, yea? well... no, not with them at least. you soon learned how suguru liked his coffee and breakfast in the early morning silence; that satoru really doesn't enjoy losing at mario kart during late nerdy nights; that suguru gives the best advice when you need it most and satoru the most comforting hugs. hell, they even let you cuddle in between them during movie nights!

so, maybe this is moving way past simple roommate behaviour or friendship at this point, on your part at least. you almost feel guilty about your heart literally banging in your chest in those sweet moments with them when you remember that they're together, they're a couple and they're happy and oh, so in love. you feel especially guilty late at night, when you're supposed to be asleep but the moans and sounds of skin slapping against skin coming from the opposite side of the apartment completely soak your panties, and you just can't help but let your fingers slip lower and lower, imagining what it would be like to be in between them not only for movie night.

you're honestly convinced tho that they're either gay, or just not attracted to you. you've waltzed around the apartment countless times showing more skin than necessary, be it with a simple large t-shirt, panties and no bra or cuter fits before a night out. sure, suguru stared at you every single morning you came out in what you call your pijama, suddenly holding his cup of coffee like his life depended on it and adjusting in his seat, especially when you'd give him a full view of your behind while getting on your tip toes to reach your own cup which seemed to always get moved a spot higher than where you left it last. sure, satoru in numerous occasions tried to get you to cancel your nights out, hugging you from behind while you were busy choosing what lipstick to wear for the occasion, pressing his hips particularly strongly to yours and you almost can't pretend you don't know that he's hard and wants you to feel it, but you just refuse to believe it. and sure, they're starting to get more touchy during movie nights: suguru's hand slowly making his way under your shirt and finding it's resting place on one of your boobs, occasionally squeezing it and circling your nipple slowly, while satoru's head lays on your thighs, completely distracting you and himself from the chosen movie when he starts to leave such slow kisses and bites on your naked skin, moving towards the inner parts of your thighs, all while you blush and grip suguru's bicep to find some grounding. your name doesn't even come out of their lips anymore when they call you, being replaced long ago by nicknames such as "sweetheart", "darling", "gorgeous", even "baby". but... all this doesn't mean that they're attracted to you... right?

no. you're so, so wrong.

the realization comes late at night, one of those unfortunate and rare ones where you can't sleep even tho you're exhausted. a glass of water might help, you think, that's why you reluctantly get up from the comfort of your bed and make your way towards the kitchen. you're surprised to find suguru still up too, sitting at the kitchen table, grey sweatpants hanging low on his hips and no shirt on, leaving all the tattooed skin of his chest, abs and back exposed. trying to keep your hormones in check and the drool in your mouth, you innocently hop on the table in front of him, a soft "can't sleep either, sugu?" leaving your lips accompanied by a tired smile.

and... you really do not know how you end up with his head between your thighs! one second you were asking him if there was any way you could help him sleep, and the next your panties were on the floor! suguru is gripping your hips so tightly, making out with your pussy as if the water he was drinking earlier did nothing to quell his thirst, and the only remedy was you. he's totally desperate, moaning and groaning against your cunt, telling you "how much he's waited for this" and that "he just can't resist anymore", completely ignoring your pleas to slow down and to be more quiet, or else satoru will wake up.

what you don't know is that satoru is already awake, cock in hand and enjoying the show from the kitchen doorway!! he's making an effort to keep quiet while stroking his cock tho, he would never want to interrupt suguru's concentration and your pleasure <3

so really, greatest roommates you could've ever asked for!!! <3

marriedcouple!satosugu in their late thirties who wanna spice up their marriage.

don't get me wrong, they're so full of love and passion and are still very much obsessed with each other as when they first got together, but despite their age they're still young at heart and wanna have fun!! so, what do they do? they download dating apps! each with their own profile, stating clearly their married status but also the want/need for new adventures.

it gets boring fast tho: satoru clearly has some high fucking standards, having spent so many years being spoiled rotten by his sugu, and he has a difficult time swiping right on people; suguru is a bit more open minded, he swipes right even on people he doesnt necessarily have any common interests with, but that just ends up in dry conversations and ghosting.

just when they're about to give up this dating app thing completely, something finally happens. it's getting pretty late, satoru is laying in bed waiting for suguru to finish his hair care routine after the very steamy hot shower they just had together, he's giving one last swiping session out of pure boredom at this point, but then he comes across a profile that completely stops his finger mid air. he's totally mesmerized by the picture in front of his pretty blue eyes, even tho one could argue that it's one of the most basic pics to ever exist: a girl with very soft features, sparkling eyes and such a contagious smile! very different from the half naked girls he mostly comes across in these kind of apps.

satoru decides to take a look at your other pics, his jaw hanging wide open the more he looks at you, your different hobbies and interests and how you just seem so spontaneous. it's only after studying each pic for like five minutes that he moves forward to your informations.

you, shynerdy!reader, who still buys pokemon cards and plushies despite being considered "too old" for them (you're still in your early twenties for gods sake, that's not even old!), really weren't expecting anything out of a dating app. sure, you really hoped to click with someone since meeting people in real life was such a struggle your whole life (that's why you haven't even given your first kiss yet), but for now? nothing. boys ended up ghosting you after a few days of texting, or asking for your insta not even two mins into the conversation, and that's something that you really didn't like. before giving something so personal such as your insta account away, you wanted to make sure that the other person wasn't a complete psycho, but they just didn't give you the chance to get to know them a bit! so really, you were about to give up too, maybe dating really isn't in your cards and you'll die alone surrounded by cats.

so when you notice another like to your profile, you mentally prepare yourself for another let down. buuut... you really can't help the huge gasp that leaves your mouth when you see satoru's profile, what's a literal greek god like him doing in a dating app?! you feel a blush creeping up your neck and cheeks as you attentively study his shirtless pics, and the best part is that he even left a really nice comment on a pic of your pokémon card collection!! this has to be a dream, right?? a 6'3, white haired, blue eyed, buff man with nerdy interests???? your heart was doing FLIPS. clicking the "match" button as fast as you humanly can while squealing and kicking your feet, sleep completely abandoning your previously tired and overworked self after a day at a job that you hate with your whole heart, you go back to swiping, secretly hoping that the man who just stole your heart decided to text you first.

that's where the fun part comes: after a few minutes, you also come across suguru's profile! jaw dropping, you feel yourself DROOL while looking at his pics; long black hair, body built by the gods, face of a model, piercings and tattoos... you're sure that he's a work of art, the embodiment of your ideal type. with your heart STILL doing flips, you send a heart, hoping that the universe decides to be on your side and let this be a good match, if your white haired-blue eyed prince doesn't end up being so great!

what you don't know is that satoru is now interrupting suguru's hair routine, freaking out and yapping about you and your profile, how you matched with him and how he now has to get your attention but doesn't know what to text to seem cool and non-chalant!! suguru chuckles, trying to tell satoru to calm down and to let him see your profile too, when a notification about a new like to his profile lights up his screen. curiosity getting the better of him, he checks the app while following satoru back to bed, and oh boy! his eyes spark with interest and some fondness seeing the beautiful smile you have in your first pic, the one that also caught satoru's eye (and heart maybe).

imagine their surprise when satoru gives suguru his phone, your profile already in full display and... oh! you matched with both of them! so maybe, at the end of the day, dating apps are not so boring and useless after all <3

WHY, in all of those "x reader" fics/one shots/whatever, are we always bitchy, brats, almost like hating on our beloved character 😭 and why are we almost always students like 😭 gimme some variety pls 🙏🏻

taking gojo as an example (but works for any character tbh), give me sweetheart, shy reader who is DOWN BAD for satoru and laughs at all his stupid antics, while blushing so so fucking hard because we're stupidly in love with him. NO eye rolls, NO "fuck you gojo"s or whatever kind of back talk, just reader getting very very flustered but being all giggly and happy about it because FUCK I MEAN SATORU GOJO FLIRTING WITH US??? HELL YEA. bonus points for gojo being down as bad for reader because DUH!! and even more bonus points for reader being shy ONLY AT FIRST, because when we get more comfortable with character we can become 1) the funniest freaking people they've ever met and 2) FREAKS. ABSOLUTE FREAKS.

give me EMPLOYED READER!! could be anything really bc i'm honestly growing tired of college student reader, or even office worker 9-5 reader 😭 WRITERS GIVE US SOME VARIETY IM BEGGING!!!

dont get me wrong, i'm always gonna appreciate every single piece of fan work that pops up on this amazing app because YES 🙏🏻 thank u writers for being so amazing and taking time out of your surely busy lives to write so many amazing works 🙏🏻 but sometimes, there's need for some fresh air and new stuff 🙏🏻 us sweet, non-bratty, shy, socially awkward, hopeless romantic girls/boys/readers need some more representation 🙏🏻 I LITERALLY HAVE TONS OF IDEAS I WILL GLADLY BLURT THEM OUT TO WHOEVER WANTS TO HEAR ABT THEM REALLY

the plot:

hua cheng is my #1 crush BUT GODDAMN MU QING AND FENG XIN,,,,,,,,,,,, i need to be double stuffed like an oreo

when i was younger i didn't understand how crazy this is BUT NOW IM LIKE??? THAT'S IT GIRL BEHAVIOUR RIGHT THERE

to this day, i still get traumatized everytime i rewatch that scene...