im a slut for blue icees

getting into popular media is great (so much fan content, so much merch) but also sucks. im the last person to get into this. everyone already knows about it.

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

I just saw someone say “You need to read a book intended for adults.” instead of “Read a different book.” to a Harry Potter fan. Big fan of that.

Fear mongering trans men into believing that they won’t pass with dyed hair, piercings or an alternative style is transandrophobia but I don’t think people are ready for that conversation

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

very prescriptivist joke you made there. i can see how you thought it was funny by ignoring the interiority of indigenous peoples and reinterpreting their choices as absurd under the lens of your own imperialist doctrines

i'm just fucking with you that would have been funny as hell

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

youre so right brother

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?