the unlikely story

If you’re unable to actually say a simple please, then alright.

I’ll get it myself, I’m taking the pups with me too

Say please and stop with the fake tears.

Say it.

I’m thirsty

Where’s my please then?

I... don’t know. Where is it?

After I hear you be polite.

What even, I’m so polite!

How about a please? I’ll be content with that simple word.

i’ll let you touch my boobs

Seems like you don’t want it enough. 

Pretty please.

And then you’ll get everything you want.

Pppp.... Nope. Can’t do it, it’s too hard. I just want a stupid milkshake, why do you have to torture me like this??? I thought you loved me???

Lenaaaaa. That’s better than a milkshake.

I really, really really want you

He’s old. I can’t take it back, because it’s the truth.

Peterrrrrr.

He’s old and married.

Take it back, you weirdo! He’s not old. He’s so hot, like he’s the sexiest man alive. 

Who’s the father?

Idris Elba. What can I say, he got me milkshake when I asked for it.

Still no milkshake. Sorry future baby. But, your mom needs to be polite.

No milkshake still.

I’m pregnant