Always Screaming

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

the bible but its retold in memes

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”

Daisy doesn’t only have the strenght of 10 crackheads but their determination too!

Just for you @onetoomanytwizzlers

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

this is amazing

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

This hurt my feelings

THIS MOTHER FUCKER READ ME TO FILTH WTF

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

NPC Energy

Recently I was in a public place, chatting quietly with my friends, and this unattended child came out of nowhere and asked me to clarify one of the things I’d said. So I explained myself to this kid, and as soon as he got an answer, he turned around without saying anything and continued on his way. It really felt like he’d just walked up to me and pressed A. 

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

this video is what caused the december 17 censorship

FREE HIM

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

YOUR HONYE

This is EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

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