UHHHHH

some of you guys have GOT to remember about fun

like it’s ok… just be a little silly… be annoying… be embarrassing… you are alive

holy shit shaggy is secretly jacked

Closeted chad.

Jacked? Damn straight, have you seen him with those weight lifting scenes?! He lifts it up like it’s a feather!

Dude spends every week running for his life with a dog that’s got to be at least 100 lbs in his arms. Constant aerobic workout with weights, massive hunger, laid back attitude: he’s an fighting-anime hero whose style is entirely built around escape and speed. 

me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care

My patronus is just a really chunky raccoon. Just a big, fat little bro. Just an absolute unit.

this is all i’m saying about the whole “is venom fuckable” debacle but when that bitch eats you and your whole ass out don’t come crying to me when it feels like god personally is razing your booty canals. if you wanna die cause you wanted some weird alien symbiote to ravage your asshole that’s your prerogative and i hope you’ll be able to face st. peter and tell him that you died cause you were too horny to resist the charms of the endlessly toothed and slimy maw of an alien that looks like it could give you 700 new strains of HornyBootyHoleJuiceSyndrome. that’s on you

I guess as long as your eye make-up game is on point, you can catch p much anything? Thanos should take notes.

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

im an orange juice grandma

bruh 😂😂😂

Lmaoo

“Want me talk dirty to you ?” How you fall for that ?! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

I love this.

This was so pure omfg

no but it is potentially the start of the reverse happening, straights being put in the place of gay people, being kicked out of their homes and/or being killed because of their sexuality, if that starts it’ll set off a viscous loop that we may not be able to break out of

Boo straight people

i’m on the verge of noclipping thru the floor and receiving an incalculable sum of damage