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my tail wags n swishes when i do my puppy dishes!!!

even when im sleepy i try to do my puppy best to vacuum and sweep-y before i puppy rest

im never puppy stressed when I do my puppy best

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Derek Hale's life sucks so bad. Imagine you're nineteen your entire family is dead and your continued survival hinges on working with two of the most annoying sixteen year olds you've ever met who won't stop framing you for murder

also sorry in advance for talking about teen wolf in 2025 i didnt watch it in high school. BUT. im watching it now. and why the hell is sterek the main ship (????? they dont even talk to each other) and WHY is no one else clocking stiles being in love with scott. "your newfound heroism is really doing it for me should we make out? just to see how it feels" - normal and straight things to say to your boy best friend. also so normal to be the messenger between your boy best friend and his girlfriend and tell him much you love him sorry i mean how much she loves him. and personally i love writing my boy best friends name on a dog bowl and chaining him to a radiator in my room. i feel like im going crazy what do you mean stiles/scott has under 4000 fics and sterek has 75 thousand. am i watching the same teen wolf as everyone else? okay teen wolf talk over now sorry everyone 😁

Mermaid witnessing a werewolf transformation by the beach and believes all humans are like that. Pirate: ahoy Mermaid: awooo? Pirate: a what

Pirate: [digging up treasure] Mermaid: no… bad boy… bad… no diggy hole… [sprays water] Pirate: what the fuck Parrot: what the fuck

She thinks the parrot is just a transformed human too.

Love how the mermaid, whose home is presumably underwater, knows absolutely nothing about humans but does know about The Spray Bottle.

#can you imagine seeing a mermaid on a rock and she just fucking#throws her head back in a perfectly wolven howl#in the middle of the fucking ocean

She learned from the seals

if you told fluttershy you were therian youd have to explain it to her and she'd say, "Oh, that's nice." and seem like she didn't get it at first but next time you're at her house she'd set out a bowl of theriotype appropriate food that your body is still capable of digesting and treat you gently like the animal you are and as you eventually go to leave and express your gratitude she would say something like "Of course, this is a safe place for animals of all shapes and sizes." and then maybe a week later the two of you smoke weed and fu