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for each lockdown day that goes by i am better able to understand the joys of old people activities. sitting on a bench outside. watching construction work. tossing some food to the birds and watching them eat. top-notch entertainment

Being the village freak isn't easy but someones gotta do it

i absolutely hate playing mages but leveling up your illusion skill by incessantly casting courage spells at NPCs is fun. love to just throw a magic ball at people over and over while telepathcally communicating to them “you’re the best. you’re cool. you’re awesome. you can do it. go girl”

Best box! Mine also are box lovers.

Love when industries complain that they can’t find skilled workers. Like obviously you can’t bc no one is willing to train anyone anymore. They all want experience. Where are workers supposed to get it?

I FEEL VERY ATTACKED.

mentally eel

mental eelness

Transformers has a lot of quotable lines, especially from the animated movie, but “I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering, and tonight I intend to make you very wise” is so fucking raw and needs more appreciation

just had a dream someone made a “human inclusivity” flag made up of every skin tone but it quickly became problematic when it was co-opted by a group of online cannibals who called it the “flesh flag”

I mean cannibals already have a flag, but I could see this happening

they what now

whoever discovered uranium was radioactive and decided we can't have that epic green glassware anymore was a hater

the flying dutchman vibes

Yeah if you drink from those you too can become a ghost.

You’re right but also can you at least give me the lemonade before you leave