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Fuck you Iāll reblog it cuz itās an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

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BTS with a short S/O
JIn:
I feel like he would slightly laugh at you when youād have to stand on a chair to reach something. Heād wrap his arm around you and gently take you down. Instead heād ask what you need and hand you whatever that is. Than heād smile sweetly at you and kiss the top of your head.
āAwww my little human needs a little help?ā
Yoongi:
Heād adore the fuck out of you. Every time youād stand next to him heād look down at you and admire how cute you are, loving the height difference. Even tho he isnāt that tall himself heād sometimes tease you bout your height calling you shorty, munchkin or bite-sized. He wouldnāt give a single fuck about you getting pissed. Heād find the way you get mad really cute.
Ā Hoseok:
Same as Suga heād make fun of you. Heād tell you that itās important to appreciate the small things in life as a reference to your height. Heād love to hug you from behind and rest his head on top of yours. Heād get all giggly and smiley when youād have to stand on your tip topes just to kiss him.Ā
Namjoon:
Heād find it really hot. While having sex heād love how small and submassive you are under him. Heād love to pin your short arms above your head as heās going in hard and deep. After sex heād wrap his arms around you and cuddle the crap out of you.
āYouāve no idea how much of a fucking tease you areā
Jimin:
Being so much shorter than him would be his fave phisical feature of yours. Itād make him feel like a man to help you reach for someting. Sometimes he wouldnāt be able to reach someting himself, so heād just play it cool by saying that you didnāt need it anyway.
āCāmon baby, itās not like you canāt live without itā
Taehyung:
HANDS SIZE DIFFERENCE WOULD BE HIS FAVE! Heād compare his hands to yours all the time. Everytime that youād hold someting heād grab it into his hand and laugh at how small that thing is in his hand and how gigantic it looks in yours. Youād tease him by saying that is good that your hands are so small so his dicks looks like it is decent size.
āITāS NOT SMALL, IT EVEN LOOKS BIG IN MY HANDS!ā- heād yell
(ignore jungkook)
Jungkook:
Heād treat you like a kid, even if you were older than him. If you couldnāt reach something heād pick you up and let you get what you wanted. Even tho he dosnāt like when people borrow his clothes heād lov seeing you in his shirts. Heās find it really adorable how the shirt looks like a dress on you.
āYou should borrow my clothes more often, princessā
(i dont own any of the gifs i used)
Masterlist
Ratings: a (angst), f (fluff), m (mature/smut)
BTS
Scenarios
- Getting ready for vacation (f)
- Gaming with the members (f)
- They walk in on you dancing to their song (f/m)
- Movie Night at the dorm (m)
- Christmas with BTS (f/m)
- Sauna with BTS (m)
Reactions
- Reaction to your new haircut (f)
- Reaction to you scaring them (f)
- Walking in on you taking a shower (m)
- Reaction to you acting needy (m)
- Reaction to cock warming (m)
- You give them something for Christmas (f)
- You being their first italian girlfriend (f)
- Reaction to you bending forward (f/m)
- Reaction to S/O having short hair (f)
- Their child wants another sibling (f)
- Reaction to their S/O not eating because of a painting they want to finish (f)
- Reaction to you hurting your ankle (f)
- You asking for a threesome (m)
- They find out they werenāt their girlfriends original bias (f)
- Reaction to you being suicidal/ self-harming (a) (Yoongi)
- Reaction to you having a really loud sneeze (f)
- Y/N walking into a wall during an argument (f)
- You being a horseback rider (f)
- You painting on their back (f)
- Their girlfriend being black (f)
- You being dominant in the relationship (f)
- You calling them daddy for the first time (m)
- You loosing a close friend to suicide (a)
- You doing a breakup-prank on them (f)
- They help you studying (f)
- Spanking their babygirl (m)
- You having pcos/body hair (f)
- Reaction to their s/o pulling up in a kidās car asking if they want juice and a ride (f)
- You being from northern Europe (f)
- You being a rugby player (f)
- You doing their makeup while theyāre asleep (f)
- Their s/o having short hair after loosing a bet (f)
- They being jealous bc youāre cute to other members (f)
- A girl they find cute becoming their makeup-artist (f)
- Being a soccer player (f)
Kim Seokjin
- Vacation with Jin (f/m)
Min Yoongi
- Vacation with Yoongi (f/m)
Jung Hoseok
- Vacation with Hoseok (f/m)
Kim Namjoon
- Vacation with Namjoon (f/m)
- Sleeping in a tentĀ Part 1 (f) Part 2 (m)
Park Jimin
- Vacation with Jimin (f/m)
Kim Taehyung
- Vacation with Taehyung (f/m)
Jeon Jungkook
- Vacation with Jungkook (f/m)
Hey so share this maybe??
Hey, so uh
I got kicked out of my moms house and Iām currently living with a friend until we can afford to move out except
Itās not a safe environment-surrounded my drug addicts and some scary people
And we live in a trailer park
And all of my possessions are no longer with me and we need to move the fuck out before things get really bad
Also the privacy would be nice especially when Iām going through another bout of depression
So if you could, maybe donate to my paypal? Iām kind of out of a job since I got kicked out and now live almost an hour away but Iām hoping to have one soon.. itās just we really need to leave this place
I want to do commissions- art and writing, and this will be shared on all my side blogs but as of right now, I really canāt do that so please please donate if you could??
My paypal is https://www.paypal.me/CarlieSwickard
Iāve never done this before and Iām scared so I hope that link works
As an add on for this blog, I just want you guys to know that this blog will be inactive until I move out. I donāt have internet, nor a place to work. Iām really not in a good place, but I will keep you guys updated when things settle and Iām moved out- and I promise that I will do commissions and requests for art and writing when I can too. We need to move out ASAP, and Iām currently looking for a job in this area but with no house and no car, itās slightly difficult.
Iāll keep you guys updated. Donate if you can, but even if you canāt, please reblog this.
Masterpost K-Q
Kabuto A-Z: C, J, V, Y
Kabuto and How He Acts Around His Crush
Kabuto Dick Headcanons
Kabuto Post-War Shinobi War Headcanons
Kabuto NSFW GIFS
Kabuto SFW and NSFW
Kakashi A-Z: B, E, K, X
Kakashi Babysitting for Mirai Scenario
Kakashi Comforting His Partner After Her Father Dies
Kakashi Dating Someone Younger
Kakashi Fluffy Headcanons
Kakashi Finding Out His S/O is Pregnant
Kakashi Finding Out He has a Child Headcanons
Kakashi Giving His Partner a Kitten
Kakashi and how to get him Flustered SFW and NSFW
Kakashi and Genma Loving the Same Person
Kakashi Hear/Say SFW and NSFW
Kakashi Jealousy Headcanons
Kakashi Reacting to His S/O Getting Hurt
Kakashi Having Partner Thatās Shy About Sex
Kakashi Having a DaughterĀ
Kakashi Modern AU
Kakashi Proposal Headcanons
Kakashi NSFW Scenario
Kakashi NSFW GIFS
Kakashi Reacting to His Partner Protecting Him in a Fight
Kakashi Relaxing Day GIFS
Kakashi and How He got into Icha Icha Paradise
Kakashi Seeing His Crush Drunk and Giddy
Kakashi SFW and NSFW
Kakashi with a Male S/O SFW GIFS
Kakuzuās Attitude for His Partner Over Time
Kakuzu NSFW
Kankuro A-Z: A, F, M, Z
Kakuzu with an S/O on a Similar Skill Level as Him
Kankuro Adopting a Child with His S/O
Kankuro Comforting a S/O with Body Issues SFW & NSFW
Kankuro Dick
Kankuro Ā Drunk SFW and NSFW Headcanons
Kankuro Giving Oral for the First Time
Kankuro Jealousy Headcanons
Kankuro NSFW Headcanons
Kankuro Modern AU
Kankuro Relationship Headcanons
Kankuro SFW Relationship Headcanons
Kankuro SFW and NSFW
Kankuro with an S/O who Smokes
Kankuro in the Walking Dead Scenario
Karin Relationship Headcanons
Karin NSFW GIFS Male and Female S/O
Kiba Boyfriend Headcanons
Kiba NSFW Headcanons
Kiba more NSFW Headcanons
Kiba NSFW GIFS
Kiba Modern AU
Kiba with a Smol Boyfriend
Kiba on a Mission with his S/O
Kiba SFW and NSFW
Killer Bee Fluffy Headcanons
Killer Bee Finding Out His S/O is Pregnant
Killer Bee Proposal and Honeymoon Headcanons
Kimimaro SFW and NSFW
Kisame Relationship Headcanons
Kisame NSFW GIFS
Kisame with a Smol S/O
Konan SFW and NSFW
Konohamaru as an Adult SFW and NSFW
Kotesu SFW and NSFW
Kurama as a Parent
Kurtosuchi Gender Neutral Relationship Headcanons
Kushina Fluffy Headcanons
Madara A-Z: A, B, D, E, S, R, Y
Madara as a Parent
Madara Asking Out His Crush Scenario
Madara Angry Sex Scenario
Madara Dick
Madara and How He Acts Around His Crush
Madara Drunk Headcanons
Madara Boyfriend Headcanons
Madara Fluffy Headcanons
Madara and how to get Him Flustered SFW and NSFW
Madara Honeymoon Headcanons
Madara Having a Crush on a Senju Girl
Madara NSFW Birthday GIFS
Madara NSFW GIFS
Madara with a Daddy Kink
Madara Orgasm Face
Madara SFW and NSFW
Madara Realizing Heās in Love with a Civilian
Madara Teaching Falconry to his Partner
Madara Having an S/O with Body Insecurities Scenario
Madara with a Pregnant S/O
Madara Reacting to his S/O Teasing Him in the Middle of the Night
Madara Taking Care of a Sick Izuna
Madara Walking in on His Partner Masturbating
Match Ups
Mei Gender Neutral Relationship
Mei SFW and NSFW
Mei with a Male S/O Relationship Headcanons
Mikoto Fluffy Heacanons
Minato Fluffy Headcanons
Minato Finding Out His S/O is a Jinchuuriki
Mito Fluffy Headcanons
Nagato SFW and NSFW
Naruto Fluffy Headcanons
Naruto Drunk Headcanons
Naruto Finding Out His S/O is a Jinchuuriki
Naruto and Sasuke Sharing an S/O
Naruto in an Arranged Marriage
Naruto And How He Acts Around His Crush
Naruto High School Relationship AU
Naruto NSFW Headcanons
Naruto Reacting to His Partner Dying
Naruto with a Male S/O
Naurto in a Himedere Relationship
Neji Getting Set Up with His Crush by Team Gai
Neji and His S/O as Romeo and Juliet
Neji with a Civilan S/O
Nejiās S/O Who is Jealous of His Relationship with Tenten
Neji Finding out his S/O is Pregnant and Father Headcanons
Neji with a Crybaby S/O
Neji SFW and NSFW
Ninkin Reacting to Kakashiās S/O
Obito Asking his S/O to Leave Him Scenario
Obito NSFW Headcanons
Obito Modern AU
Obito Snuggling Headcanons
Obito Reacting to His Partner Protecting Him in a Fight
Obito Relationship Headcanons
Omoi Fluffy Headcanons
Omoi Finding Out His S/O is Pregnant
Orochimaru Meeting His S/O Scenario
Orochimaru Kinks and Turn Offs
Orochimaru SFW and NSFW

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I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.
SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE
BTS Reaction: You being the boys girlfriend but youāre short and curvy.
Namjoon: Namjoon would always tease you about your height since you were tiny compared to him. He would never tease you about being curvy, in fact he would love the fact that youāre curvy. If anyone would insult you, he would step in and diss the person for being so disrespectful. He would always compliment you as well.
Jin: Jin would absolutely love you for being short and curvy. He would probably never tease you but thank you for being short and curvy. He appreciated having a person like you in his life.
Hoseok: Oh Jesus. Hoseok would be so excited to have a short and curvy girlfriend. Heās already a hype and cute person but you would make him even more hype. Whenever someone insulted you about how you looked, he would get angry because someone had the audacity to say something stupid like that to you.
Yoongi: For Yoongi, he doesnāt really have a preference. He would love you either way and wouldnāt care what you looked like. If you got hate, he would shut them down easily.
Jimin: This smol child would love you. You would be a little shorter so you guys would tease each other for being short. He would love that you were curvy because it would make you different. If you got hate, he would become upset and ask nicely for the hate to stop.
Jungkook: Oy this fetus. He would make you feel like the only girl in the world. He would tease you about your height because of the height difference you might have. If you got hate, he would also be upset and ask for it to stop on a livestream or on twitter.
Taehyung: He. Would. Love. It. Thatās all ima say. If you got hate, shitās going down. He would nicely/mean ask for it to stop.
This is me
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
To whoever made this post, allow me to extend a hearty FUCK YOU
I donāt normally reblog these things, but this is funny.
Ahhh memories
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know youāre calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending youāre making an order. Theyāll ask if thereās someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Signal boost.. Iāve needed this before.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME.Ā I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME.Ā I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :ā)
woah the notes letās hope my wish comes true
I NEED THIS TO WORK FOR ME BIG TIME
REBLOGGING THIS SHIT AGAIN I NEED IT
OMG OMG OMG OK SO I SAW THIS NOT TOO LONG AGO , LIKE LAST YEAR AROUND CHRISTMAS AND I WISHES TO GO MEET BTS OR ENCOUNTER THEM IN SOME WAY ⦠GUESS WHO WENT TO THEIR CONCERT IN ANAHEIM ON SATURDAY ???? this shit is real tho
xxNiNi
I hope my wish comes true

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Iām so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because⦠what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
ā¦ā¦ā¦my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but hereās to trying.
I donāt believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
oh what the hellā¦lol.
this is important
ROGER WORKS
Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.
For the next year-
Who knows⦠it could workā¦Ā
These never work, so the timer starts⦠now!
I donāt know about yaāll, but Iām reblogging because cute fish are always worth reblogging.
Even if this is crap, that fish is too cute not to reblog.
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITāS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnāt think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT āITS WORTH A TRYā SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnāt expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itās just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNāT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Ā
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNāT THINK IāD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IāM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITĀ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iāve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITāS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME.Ā I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME.Ā I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :ā)
woah the notes letās hope my wish comes true
I NEED THIS TO WORK FOR ME BIG TIME
REBLOGGING THIS SHIT AGAIN I NEED IT
OMG OMG OMG OK SO I SAW THIS NOT TOO LONG AGO , LIKE LAST YEAR AROUND CHRISTMAS AND I WISHES TO GO MEET BTS OR ENCOUNTER THEM IN SOME WAY ⦠GUESS WHO WENT TO THEIR CONCERT IN ANAHEIM ON SATURDAY ???? this shit is real tho
xxNiNi
A list of BTSā most socially-conscious, thoughtful, woke, non-love songs:
2 Cool 4 Skool (2013)
No More DreamĀ *Ā = about the pressure of the younger generation to follow the dreams of their parents/elders and give up the dreams of their own
źøø (Road/Path)Ā =Ā about taking the untraditional path despite the uncertainty of the future
O!RUL8,2? (2013)
Intro: O!RUL8,2? = about pursuing your own dreams, taking chances, and living without regret
N.OĀ * = about the machine-like nature of the current education system
ķėź°ģ° (Satoori Rap) = about being proud of where youāre from and your dialect
Skool Luv Affair (2014)
Tomorrow = about making the future better by being the instigator for change and never forgetting who you really are
ė±ź³Ø ėøė ģ“커 (Spine Breaker)Ā = comments on consumerism/materialism and respecting your elders
JumpĀ = about remembering the hopeful dreams of oneās youth and growing up to become the hero of your own childhood
Dark & Wild (2014)
ķķ©ģ±ģ ģ (Hip Hop Lover) =Ā about the power of music to change oneās life
Rain = comments on the repetition/monotony of life and that fact that one has to confront oneself in order to create change
BTS Cypher, Pt. 3: KILLERĀ = haters? āi donāt give a fuckā
ķøėķ° ģ¢ źŗ¼ģ¤ė (Can You Turn Off Your Phone) = comments on societyās obsession with social media and the decline of face-to-face communication
2ķė (Second Grade) = about working hard and staying humble in order to reach the top
Wake Up (2014)
The Stars = about facing the ups and downs of life and never giving up no matter what
Wake Up = about continuing to work hard as others sleep & taking control of oneās life
The Most Beautiful Moment In Life, Part 1 (2015)
Intro: ķģģ°ķĀ * = comments on the uncertainty of the future, the search to find oneās purpose, and the dangers of comparing oneself to others
I NEED UĀ * = going beyond a classic love song, the song comments on the insecurity of youth
ģ©ģ“ (DOPE)Ā * = about waking up the sleeping youth and breaking the stereotypes placed upon the younger generation by working hard to reach the top. reject rejection!
ķ„ķģė ėØ (Boyz with Fun) = about ignoring the judgement of otherās and doing what makes you happy
ģ“ģ¬ (Move/Moving On) =Ā about remembering/learning from the past while reaching for a higher place
The Most Beautiful Moment In Life, Part 2 (2015)
Intro: Never MindĀ * = about looking forward and working even harder if you feel like falling down
RunĀ * = about not letting anything stop you from pursuing your passions
Butterfly = comments on the insecurities of youth & the fears of feeling dependent on someone
Whalien 52 = about loneliness & feeling like no one is listening/understanding
Ma City = comments on being aware/proud of your hometownās history (& also calls out a Korean online terrorist group that targets minorities and leftists, especially people from Jeolla province, were J-Hope was born)
ė±ģ (Baepsae/Silver Spoon)Ā = comments on the concept of social status/privilege and the growing gap between the upper and lower class
ź³ ģ½ (Dead Leaves) = comments on the difficulty of giving up something good for the better
The Most Beautiful Moment In Life: Young Forever (2016)
ė¶ķģ¤ė„“ė¤ (FIRE)Ā * =Ā about how one should live however one wants to without labels & that itās okay to lose
Save MEĀ * =Ā comments on the duality of youth (happiness and sadness) and thanks ARMYs for accepting who they (BTS) are and letting them be who they are
Epilogue: Young ForeverĀ * = comments on the difficulty, but importance, of facing reality, moving forward, and following oneās dreams
House of Cards = comments on how ignorance can be bliss but that reality will always catch up eventually
YOUTH (2016)
Good Day = comments on brotherhood and the importance of lifting each other up to create a brighter tomorrow
Wishing on a star = about not being afraid to have big dreams because the more you hope, the more likely it will come true
Wings (2016)
Intro: Boy Meets EvilĀ * = comments on the dangerous addiction of greed/ambition
ķ¼ ė ė물 (Blood Sweat & Tears)Ā * = comments on the danger/ease of succumbing to temptation & losing the innocence of youth
Begin * = about brotherhood & how the other members shaped him to become who he is today
Lie * = about feeling trapped under the lies he told himself & losing his identity in the process
Stigma * = about struggling with his self-identity & his guilt because he canāt always be there for his family
First Love * = about how the piano guided him to recover his passion for music
Reflection * = about insecurity, loneliness, self-hatred & learning to love himself
MAMA * = about thanking his mom for always supporting him & telling her she can lean on him now
Awake * = about acknowledging his limits and imperfections but trying hard anyway & putting the other members before himself
Lost = comments on the uncertainty of growing up and finding oneās own path
BTS Cypher Pt. 4 =Ā about not listening to those trying to bring you down & to love yourself
Am I WrongĀ = comments on the corrupt government system that doesnāt care about the general public and only focuses on pleasing the top 1%
21 ģøźø° ģė (21st Century Girls) = comments on the unjust treatment of females in current society & a women-empowerment message of strength and self-love
ė! ģ ! (ź·øėė ģ¢ģ ė ģ“ ė ė§źø°ė„¼)Ā (2! 3!) =Ā about enduring/overcoming hardship by sharing your burdens and finding strength from oneās loved ones
You Never Walk Alone (2017)
ė“ė (Spring Day) * =Ā comments on government corruption by referencing the Seoul Ferry Tragedy & is about missing a friend that you havenāt seen in a long time
Not TodayĀ *Ā =Ā about empowering the underdogs/minorities/women of the world
Outro: Wings = about believing in oneself and having trust in oneās decisions in order to choose oneās own path
A Supplementary Story: You Never Walk Alone = comments on the importance of teamwork in order to dream bigger and reach higher
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BTS When Youāre too Short to Kiss Them
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Jin:
Jin would be really sweet about this. He wouldnāt tease you at all, but heād find some humor in this because heād think that itās adorable that you wanna kiss him but your a wee bit too small. When heād see your cheeks beginning to blossom from a tad bit of embarrassment, heād wink at you and say:
āDonāt worry about it, Jagi. That just means I need to pick you up when I kiss you now.ā
Suga:
I donāt think Yoongi would care too much about it, but of course heād be happy that he doesnāt feel too small when heās with you. On the outside, heād play it off cool like he doesnāt care, but really on the inside, heād be freaking out because this is just too adorable for him. Heād probably act cool, about it and do everything he can to make you not feel too embarrassed.
āAww, Jagiā¦here Iāll blow you a kiss and heart instead.ā
J-Hope:
Tease. Tease. Tease. Jung Hoseok would be such a tease. Heād notice your little struggle when you stood on your tippy-toes in attempt to plant a kiss on his lips, but you were a bit too short. Heād smile and laugh, but then heād stand up as straight as he can, and wait until you notice something. Youād go back on your feet like normally, then youād look up at him, a huge blush on your face. Heād smirk at you and unzip part of his shirt.
āJagiā¦.I see your a tad bit too short for my face. Why donāt you kiss here, itāll be easier to reach.ā
Rap Monster:
Namjoon would honestly just find this too adorable to bear. When heās around you, he promised himself that he would stay in control with his emotions and always try to be cool around you, but when heād see you trying with all or your might to reach his lips, he canāt help himself but smile at your cuteness. When youād see him laugh, youād start to get embarrassed and heād laugh even more, because honestly, youāre just too cute for him.
āIām sorry Jagiā¦.Youāre just so cute like thatā¦.ā
Jimin:
To be honest, I feel like Jimin would celebrate in a situation like this.Ā Heād probably just be so happy because of this and be a little too caught up in the celebrating, so he wouldnāt really notice you being slightly embarrassed, but you would have to join him in the happiness because honestly, this boyās joy is like the most contagious thing ever.Ā
āYayayayayayayyyyy Iām too tall for Jagi!!!! This is so cool!!!!ā
V:
Taehyung would probably be caught off guard to see that you were trying to kiss him, because usually heād kiss you first, and when heād kiss you first, heād have to lean way down to get to you. But, when heād see this time that you were trying to kiss him,Ā he would be caught off guard and not lean down. You would become embarrassed because you werenāt able to reach him. Heād become embarrassed as well, but immediately melt to the floor so that you were taller than him, so that you could kiss him again, because heād still want that kiss.Ā
āNo Jagi! Donāt be embarrassed, just kiss me from here!ā
Jungkook:
Jungkook would be a uncontrollable laughing/smiling little squish. Youād come to him randomly one day and tell him to close his eyes because you had a surprise for him. Heād do just that, and wait a couple seconds, and nothing would happen, so heād open his eyes and see you with your eyes closed and lips puckered trying to reach his lips. Heād break into a smile to see that you could reach, and youād notice this as well then look away with a blush on your face. Heād just smile at you and reassure you, because this reallyĀ isnāt anything to be embarrassed about.
āJagi, youāre so cute, really. Donāt be embarrassed about this, because honestly, this is by far the cutest thing Iāve seen.ā
my heart feels squishy now (if that makes senseā¦)
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BTS REACTION TO YOU LOVING ONE DIRECTION AND HARRY BEING YOUR FAVORITE
Jin: Jin wouldnāt mind that you were in fan love with Harry Styles from One Direction, he knew that you really loved him. One afternoon seeing you scroll through your tumblr with Harry all over your dash, Jin would ask teasingly,Ā āWhat do you think Babe, should I grow my hair out too?ā
Suga: Suga would only have one question for his girlfriend when you kept insisting that Harry Styles was talented.Ā āCan he spit fire like Min Yoongi?ā
J-Hope: Hobi wouldnāt like how much attention you were focusing towards your new bias from One Direction, Harry Styles. He thought you should pay more attention to him since he was your boyfriend. Hobi would annoy the shit out of you with his aegyo and antics to get you to focus on him.Ā
Rap Monster: Namjoon literally had no idea who Harry Styles was, you had kept asking him about his thoughts on Harryās outfits to the latest British award show. Not knowing what to say, Namjoon would go for a simpleĀ āHe looked fresh-facedā, before looking up facts on Harry Styles.Ā
Jimin: Jimin didnāt understand what was so special about this Styles guy. His hair looked greasy and he needed to work on his skin routine, but you wouldnāt stop obsessing over the guy so Jimin had no problem leaving.Ā āWhatever Jagi, Iām going to hang out with the bae.ā
V:Ā āBitch me too, the fuck?ā
Jungkook: Kookie would be flustered at the daunting task of having to up his game when he saw your bias from a British band called One Direction. Harry Styles was a lot taller than him so he would have to invest in some lifts, and growing out his hair was going to take a while, but if it kept his Jagiās eyes on him then so be it.Ā
Iām a huge 1D fan so I was really interested in completing this request, I kind of jumped on it the moment I saw it. Hehe. Well, enjoy and keep on requesting.
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