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kosmogrl

fucking-relax

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

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winonaparadise

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

winonaparadise

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

transhumanisticpanspermia

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

winonaparadise

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

winonaparadise

i described it quite well actually.

jisuto

depsidase

kosmogrl

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blurds

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

luxshine

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

falconratesbirds

14/10 doing his best

littleguysdaily

ask-crammaster-ham

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

pierogiy

every day i learn and grow, too

byfulcrums

i wish i could love you freely. that's the only thing my roots strive for

the-haiku-bot

i wish i could love

you freely. that’s the only

thing my roots strive for

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

p0rk-guts

That scene but I drew it

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jammboe

This one is for the 3 Yona fans out there 🥰

onebadnoodle

just a dream 🌑 commission for @/jazzy_jynx

kaisklsnsstuff

Jax doodles (TADC escape au)

(These are not ships but can be seen that way idc)

bearionette

Lily doodle

killjoyous

Isn’t she lovely?

I cried during the finale .

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incorrectpasswordip

i want her to be free

isnt she lovely?

spaceturmoil

my precious girllll AAAHHGHH <:"))

look at her

...and her amazing polycule

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