A masterpost of episode-related fics for Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries.
(Note: Tumblr only allows 100 links per post, so I've split the original post into three)
Season 1 masterpost
Season 2 masterpost
Season 3 masterpost
Featuring: Fics in chapters of collections + fics that aren't tagged with the most common episode tags. In other words, fics that won't show up if you look at an episode's tag on AO3.
I'll be updating this post, so if you see a reblogged version, click through to the original post to see any new additions. [Updated 09/07/2024]
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it's only been a handful of months since the film came out and the film ao3 tag is already insanely big. as such, i'm definitely missing out on some great fics that by all rights ought to be on this list. if you've read something cool lately, please throw a reply under this list so i and others can check it out!
in the meantime, here's a bunch of authors i'm obsessed with who one day will receive a hugo award. or maybe already have, honestly. in this lineup i'd hardly be surprised.
GEN/TEEN
forever altered by @deervsheadlights (T)
Grace finds an extra bag of vodka. Rocky makes clear to us, the audience, that nobody has ever suffered so nobly for love like an Eridian having to be designated driver.
"I will not describe the next 1,042 seconds in any further detail, because the very reminder of it leaves my insides writhing in ways that make me consider whether there could be kindness in the embrace of the void waiting beyond the Hail Mary's hull."
better than your best by Goldmonger (T)
One of the best explorations of Rocky's trauma relating to sleeping alone for nearly half a century, using some great additions to Eridian biology and culture to get those feelings out in the open.
"You can’t build while you’re sleeping, but you can die. You can die for no reason at all."
The Chain (Keeps Us Together) by @bottommattmurdock (G)
Vignettes of conversations during the long, boring task of making a chain, and two aliens becoming besties4life. As the author says, it's extremely 'delirious at the sleepover' vibes, in the best way possible.
"Grace eats a breakfast burrito. Throwing himself out of the airlock has been postponed. For now."
silence more musical than any song by @hansdevice (G)
Rocky's years alone on the Blip-A, trying to engineer himself out of an impossible problem. Incredible characterisation of someone who's only surviving by pushing their skills and competence to the bitter limits, and still not succeeding despite it.
"After twenty-seven years alone, he builds a nest. It’s humiliating, this primitive effort. It feels like something ♪♫♪♫♫♩ would do, not an Eridian, but what other choice does he have?"
Without a Doubt by @eldritch-elrics (G)
An amazingly detailed and well-researched dig into linguistics that, in the PHM tradition, finds a tender story in the exploration of a really dense subject.
"'Does Grace feel like the dictionary is cucking him?' Rocky says in the placid tones of the TTS."
MATURE/EXPLICIT (UNDER THE CUT)
evil alien space pirate by @serenfire (E)
This is a placeholder for basically any of serenfire's fics; grace pretty, rocky stare and rocky curious too are also all-timers! But while both of those fics are fantastic, I can't not put the main spotlight on the world's least convincing pirate roleplay. The perfect example of writing two characters who love each other and are absolute saps and have never stopped arguing literally once in their life.
"Yes," says Rocky scaldingly, pouncing on the moment of indecision. "I do much for you and your sweaty, leaky body and get no appreciation, just requests. 'What if it taste like pizza? Oh, Rocky, Rocky, come to monitor room, have to show you beach again so you can understand full importance of margarita!' Well, since Grace not taking brainstorming meeting seriously, why not continue to make contraption to make Grace sweat and leak all over himself more?"
phenomenal nominal nothing by @grimark (M)
Grace's first taste-test of me-burger, taken to the best possible extremes. grimark is another author whose fics could just be the whole list. This fic is the example because there's a line in here (that I won't put as the below line, to preserve the joy of discovery) that I'm pretty sure is the most *gunshot sound* line in PHM fic history. You'll know it when you see it.
"'Gonna hand-feed it to me?' Grace says, with the intonation that means he’s making a joke."
i'm your man by @andthepeople (E)
And three in a row; again, spqr physically cannot write a bad fic. The limelight goes to a fic that is, I have to presume, the first erotic use of a belt sander in the history of literature.
"Grace gathers that usually there would be a greater variety of minerals involved; Rocky asks him if he has any charnockite, and then he asks if he has any phyllite, and then he asks, in a tone like he’s rolling his eyes, if Grace has any metamorphic rock of any kind whatsoever on the Hail Mary or if they just shot him into space completely unprepared."
The Scientific Method by @convocation-conduit (E, WIP)
I truly started out with a rule to not include any WIPs on this list, but it's at 4/5 and I couldn't not include it. Rocky's in need of help and it's going to involve chlorine gas, skintight plasticised xenonite, a bunch of Eridian leg spreaders, and everyone being totally normal about what Grace thinks might just be sex. The author's actively produced detailed anatomical diagrams for this fic, because this is the fandom of incisive attention to scientific detail while still being funny as fuck. Example!
"Rocky loves bowling. Rocky is probably a bigger fan of bowling than any human who's ever lived. Given the choice to either teleport Mary to Erid or himself to the nearest Splitsville Lanes, I think Rocky would not only choose Splitsville, but claim it as sovereign Eridian territory and live there. He mimics the moves he sees on tutorials. He hates pro coverage because the commentators talk over the “song of the ball” (I have no idea what this means), and he doesn't even care about scoring. Anytime ball meets pin, Rocky's hopping around squealing “Yes. YES. Kill,” with a glee that maybe slightly concerns me."
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a new reality tv show called So you think you can write Doctor Who
twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street
a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode
judged by solely by christopher eccleston
this is how you find the new doctor who showrunner
i got maybe the most darling comic commission request from @castielrisingabove, who wanted to see grace failing to do pushups under the combined weight of some very enthusiastic pebbles! he's okay guys, don't worry, he's just... taking a break
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i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
ACK! I can't believe you answered my ask! 😭 Thank you 😊🙏
If you don't mind, could you also share like editing tips as well? I always struggle with that part...
Of course, I answer all my asks! And I'd be happy to give tips, but I honesty don't fully know what my editing process even is.
My flash fiction pieces I just reread a lot and make tiny changes until they feel right. And for anything longer I have the unfair advantage of a sister who has been either listening to or beta-ing my stories for as long as I can remember, so I can just edit guided by her commentary.
But for what it's worth:
• Reading the piece aloud always helps me. Both for dropped words and punctuation and for word choice and sentence construction.
• If you're getting frustrated or dissatisfied, stop editing. Put it away and get back to it later.
• If there was a part you did not enjoy writing / had to force onto the page, that part is probably going to need more attention.
• Maybe it doesn't need more editing, maybe you're done. It's allowed to be done. It will never feel the way it did when it was only in your head, and that's okay.
everyone say thank you to joseph gordon levitt and tom hardy for imbuing their characters in inception with so much chemistry that it gave the impression of a tangled history of failed romance and repressed love and the desire to reignite the flame between them. and they did it for literally no reason. in 2010
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