leksei colfakz

- tall snooty

- short crafty

- big dumb

- spooky sneaky

- normal boring

I'm still waiting for a third or first person multiplayer shooter where aiming is at borderline Metroid Prime levels of handholding, putting strategy and positioning at top priority. This may sound like the dumbest wish ever but there must be other broken people who like 99% of the hero shooter jam yet weren't forged in the fires of Quake or Qounter Strike.

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the Xbox partner showcase today showed a lot of games that look as expensive as they are derivative, my condolences to the devs who got forced to work on these doomed projects

it's like watching thousands of talented artists and programmers get in line for the guillotine

at least when we get a bad sony or nintendo showcase we can assume those games will, at worst, silently fade into the background noise

a microsoft show on the other hand has the grim air of a hunger games or a squids game, every developer is performing at gunpoint here and it's truly thrilling to see

I think it would be fun if the next sony state of play had a live chat engagement rating and every 15 minutes instantly cancelled the game with the lowest engagement of its time slot, it would certainly make them a lot less boring if they would cut out the middleman and dangle the human lives at stake right in front of our greasy little faces

Pumpkin Hill Zone is the most complete representation of Halloween as an aesthetic in any medium and I will fight any media scholar on that.

Everything from the visuals to the music to the gameplay, which is just a big scavenger hunt in a floating pumpkin patch , is the peak of Halloween as it can possibly expressed in a piece of art.