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Mads: I love 4th of July.

Mads: But my family won't let me drink and as much as I love them, I'd love the person more that would make sure I have an actual forth of July experience this year and not my parents no alcohol version of it.

Mads: I'd bribe you with something but I am not sure with what...lol

Scarlett: considering i'm newly 21, i know this feeling too well.

NICOLA: so it just so happens that i had a photoshoot earlier and i left my phone in the changing room with my manager

NICOLA: and being the fucking goofball that he is, he thought it'd be hilarious to change all my contacts to "daddy"

NICOLA: and although that would be lovely and, cross my fingers, i hope you'll consider buying me something & taking me out on a romantic dinner sometime

NICOLA: i'd first like to know who i'm talking to

SCARLETT: well hello it's scarlett, i'd be more than happy to buy you dinner or like whatever !!

 I just want to let everybody know before we start , I love kids .  I truly do .  I would just never let me babysit your child as I’m literally still a child.   I’m truly a teen stuck in a thirty year old body . just like that one movie.  now i love my niece to pieces and just a few days ago we got to have the whole day together. It was great until I left some wine out and about. I was thinking she wouldn’t go for it .  I mean it looked like something she wouldn’t touch.  I was wrong .  She went straight for it and thankfully ,  i took it from her before she had a sip.  I told her never mention to her mother and then i bribed her with ice cream.  Now this is why i have trust issues . Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. 

JESSICA: i’m finally back from a long event of burnt hair, eyelash curlers, and foundation messing up my manicure everyday 😭

JESSICA: i'm back in la and it's hot as balls here. i'm staying in the house with the ac on bc i can't do this

JESSICA: any who, did you get drake's new album or heard it ?? i need to cry with someone over how fire it is

SCARLETT: that sounds like a damn mess, girl i'm sorry for you.

SCARLETT: it's so fucking hot outside, like i love hot weather but this is too much :///

   “yeah, like, totally a truther, basically all the time. i mean…who doesn’t?”

  “at least you’re a pretty tall tree woman, yeah?” he responds with a chuckle before he’s finishing off the drink in his glass. “really? damn. it would be fun for me!”

i keep hearing good and bad things that have happened here during the monthf of june. not sure how i feel missing the entire month. i’ll have to look that up and meet up with you. i’ll be sure to look around for you.

KENNY: i waS BORED SO.... i broke the RULES AND GOOGLED MY NAME

KENNY: apparentLY--get this--i'M BUYING A NEW HOUSE WITH BEN SIMMONS

KENNY: ..i'VE MET HIM TWICE WHY IS TMZ LIKE THIS

SCARLETT: TMZ is the WORST with "updates" on celebrities lives

DOVE: so, turns out i left a piece of me at every place i went to last night ( totally not sober ! )

DOVE: it's like a pretty fucked treasure map and i'm not wanting to do the walk of shame alone, care to join?

DOVE: we can also make it a bar crawl ;) take pics of us holding my panties or heel, it'd be one for the scrapbooks. or whatever cheesy thing

SCARLETT: sounds like you've gotten yourself into just a big mess

“I’ll never understand families that go on vacation and spend it shopping or letting their kids run around like they’re the most important people in the world,” he rolled his eyes at his own words coming out of his mouth. “Am I becoming this old man who just complains about happy people or am I not alone in this? It’s just annoying seeing kids running around being disrespectful.” he sighed softly looking over at the other. “Sorry, it’s been on my mind all day.”

“ i mean it can be pretty frustrating to be on a vacation, or SUPPOSED one anyways, just to be like . . . suffering a headache all thanks to screaming children. ” she shrugs her shoulders lightly, bottom lip tucking between pearly whites. “ . . . then again, i usually find the most sparsely located place so i can have me time. ”

JUSTIN: so i was watching some conspiracy theory videos earlier and it got me thinking about life ... what if we're all just stuck in a simulation ?? like, seriously, think about it ... what if there's someone out there in the ACTUAL universe just controlling /every/ single thing that we do on a daily basis ... just like a sims game lmao

JUSTIN: we go to school, we work, we chat w/ friends, we get depressed, we f*ck, we shit on ourselves .... all things that sims know how to do !!

JUSTIN: all i'm saying is that i better have the' perfectionist ' trait or else i must be complete trash tbh

SCARLETT: i LOVE good conspiracy video :o i live off of buzzfeed unsolved like .. on a nightly basis !! that's such a wild theory to think about though ??

SCARLETT: so basically we're concerned as to whether or not we're just .. SIMS ?? perhaps we're being controlled by some weird god like figure ??