Β Β Β * Β hi Β friends Β , Β my Β name Β is Β presley Β , Β from Β est Β & Β she Β / Β her Β pronouns , Β if Β youΒ donβt Β mind Β !Β hereβsΒ theΒ runΒ downΒ .Β freakΒ .Β virgoΒ onΒ theΒ vergeΒ ofΒ aΒ libraΒ .Β collegeΒ graduateΒ w/Β noΒ clueΒ whereΒ sheΒ headingΒ .Β emergencyΒ bluntΒ advocateΒ .Β chapstickΒ collectorΒ .Β canΒ reciteΒ confessionsΒ ofΒ aΒ teenageΒ dramaΒ queenΒ .Β needlessΒ toΒ sayΒ ,Β adoresΒ lohanβsΒ workΒ .Β crystalΒ bibleΒ onΒ legsΒ .Β biΒ afΒ .Β soΒ ,Β hereΒ iΒ amΒ presenting Β joelleΒ birsen Β toΒ the Β mix Β , Β amongst Β your Β sexy Β muses Β that Β i Β can Β tell Β i Β hit Β theΒ lotteryΒ Β when Β applyingΒ forΒ this Β masterpiece Β π€ Β ! Β joelle Β is Β a Β relatively Β older Β museΒ iβve Β come Β back Β to Β , Β as Β sheΒ has Β parts Β of Β muses Β iβve Β played Β back Β duringΒ theΒ Β simpler Β times Β on Β this Β hellsiteΒ inΒ whichΒ iΒ wasΒ drawnΒ backΒ toΒ ,Β itΒ seemsΒ .Β iβllΒ briefly Β cover Β her Β below Β if Β thatβs Β cool Β withΒ youΒ ,Β iΒ doΒ adviseΒ thatΒ ifΒ youΒ haveΒ troublesΒ inΒ regardsΒ toΒ hospitalΒ staysΒ +Β surgicalΒ infoΒ ,Β alcoholΒ +Β drugΒ useΒ .Β .Β .Β youΒ mayΒ wantΒ toΒ preparedΒ .Β ofΒ courseΒ ,Β iΒ donβtΒ goΒ fullyΒ in depthΒ graphicΒ wiseΒ ,Β butΒ ifΒ youΒ haveΒ anyΒ commentsΒ orΒ concernsΒ ,Β lmkΒ !
Β Β * Β to Β be Β directed Β to Β more Β statistics Β , Β refer Β to Β thisΒ pageΒ butΒ keepΒ inΒ mindΒ ,Β itβsΒ underΒ coΒ likeΒ allΒ theΒ timeΒ !Β mwah
name Β : Β joelleΒ maliaΒ birsen nickname(s) Β : Β jo Β , jojoΒ ( Β jojoβs Β circus Β bc Β sheβs Β a Β whole Β clownΒ Β ! Β ) birthdate Β : Β nov. Β 28Β 1998 birth chartΒ :Β sagittarius sun , capricorn moon, libra ascending gender Β : Β cisΒ genderedΒ woman sexuality Β : Β pansexual
Β Β * Β some Β history Β , Β slayΒ Β !
Β conceivedΒ forΒ theΒ resultΒ beingΒ thatΒ herΒ bodyΒ wouldΒ onlyΒ beΒ aΒ carcassΒ toΒ surgicalΒ scalpelsΒ +Β painfulΒ proceduresΒ toΒ herΒ veryΒ sickΒ ,Β c-wordΒ riddenΒ brotherΒ ,Β emersonΒ ,Β asΒ herΒ olderΒ sisterΒ ,Β monicaΒ ,Β wasnβtΒ aΒ matchΒ forΒ whatΒ mappedΒ outΒ .Β theyΒ hadΒ herΒ throughΒ veryΒ rareΒ circumstancesΒ ,Β joelleΒ birsenΒ wasnβtΒ namedΒ joelleΒ untilΒ anΒ amountΒ ofΒ monthsΒ dueΒ toΒ theΒ higherΒ risksΒ ofΒ herΒ fallingΒ shortΒ ofΒ aΒ firstΒ yearΒ ,Β dueΒ toΒ herΒ meaningΒ +Β theΒ prematurityΒ inΒ whichΒ sheΒ wasΒ bornΒ underΒ .Β theΒ universityβsΒ hospitalΒ becameΒ herΒ homeΒ ,Β inΒ theΒ heartΒ ofΒ londonΒ .Β .Β .Β herΒ familyβsΒ homeΒ beingΒ inΒ chelseaΒ ,Β aΒ middleΒ classΒ suburbΒ sectionΒ ofΒ theΒ unitedΒ kingdomΒ .Β asΒ theΒ thirdΒ bornΒ ,Β sheΒ wasΒ heldΒ onΒ aΒ pedestalΒ byΒ herΒ siblingsΒ fromΒ aΒ youngΒ ageΒ ,Β moreΒ forΒ theΒ reasonsΒ ofΒ theΒ costsΒ ofΒ beingΒ herΒ brotherβsΒ keeperΒ ,Β inΒ whichΒ sheΒ onlyΒ foundΒ outΒ inΒ herΒ lateΒ yearsΒ whenΒ comingΒ acrossΒ picturesΒ sentΒ toΒ herΒ grandmotherΒ .Β becauseΒ ofΒ theΒ silenceΒ herΒ parentsΒ vowedΒ toΒ keepΒ fromΒ theirΒ heavenΒ sentΒ ,Β theyΒ claimedΒ herΒ firstΒ twoΒ yearsΒ ofΒ lifeΒ theyΒ wereΒ unableΒ toΒ evenΒ comeΒ closeΒ toΒ reachingΒ theΒ feelingsΒ ,Β theΒ soΒ -Β calledΒ loveΒ theyΒ hadΒ forΒ herΒ fromΒ behindΒ aΒ lensΒ .Β theyΒ lovedΒ herΒ ,Β forΒ reasonsΒ theyΒ wereΒ hesitantΒ toΒ revealΒ +Β madeΒ sureΒ itΒ wasΒ reticentΒ untilΒ theΒ timeΒ collectedΒ onΒ themΒ ,Β likeΒ aΒ meterΒ .
Β herΒ brotherΒ livedΒ ,Β emersonΒ achievedΒ highestΒ honorsΒ inΒ footballΒ ,Β evenΒ makingΒ itΒ professionallyΒ atΒ theΒ costΒ ofΒ joelleΒ walkingΒ inΒ onΒ himΒ cradlingΒ variousΒ ,Β painΒ relieversΒ addressedΒ toΒ differingΒ patientsΒ acrossΒ englandΒ followingΒ anΒ incidentΒ thatΒ nearlyΒ endedΒ hisΒ highΒ schoolΒ career .Β sheΒ takesΒ thatΒ toΒ herΒ graveΒ ,Β evenΒ beyondΒ .Β herΒ sisterΒ ,Β monicaΒ ,Β followedΒ inΒ herΒ motherβsΒ footstepsΒ ofΒ workingΒ inΒ herΒ cornerΒ ,Β seamstressΒ businessΒ .Β herΒ motherΒ ,Β juliaΒ ,Β sheΒ wasnβtΒ alwaysΒ theΒ mouseyΒ motherΒ ofΒ threeΒ thatΒ sheΒ nowΒ foundΒ herselfΒ toΒ beΒ ,Β sheΒ metΒ rogerΒ ,Β herΒ fatherΒ ,Β whenΒ heΒ wasΒ movingΒ speakersΒ forΒ theΒ smithsΒ inΒ theirΒ earlyΒ beginningsΒ +Β sheΒ wasΒ crushingΒ onΒ theΒ leadΒ singerΒ .Β heΒ claimedΒ toΒ beΒ inΒ theΒ bandΒ ,Β whichΒ isΒ howΒ youΒ landΒ theΒ prettyΒ girlΒ ,Β butΒ isΒ thatΒ howΒ youΒ keepΒ herΒ ?Β maybeΒ withΒ backstageΒ meetΒ +Β greetsΒ andΒ aΒ sentimentΒ ofΒ aΒ grin
Β youβreΒ probablyΒ wonderingΒ whyΒ joelleΒ wasnβtΒ mentionedΒ inΒ theΒ excerptΒ priorΒ ,Β wellΒ ,Β joelleΒ wasΒ oftenΒ forgottenΒ asΒ theΒ smallestΒ ,Β turnΒ herΒ sidewaysΒ +Β sheΒ wouldΒ passΒ asΒ aΒ bookΒ spineΒ inΒ theΒ libraryΒ sheΒ spentΒ mostΒ ofΒ herΒ timeΒ inΒ .Β aΒ dayΒ roomΒ offΒ theirΒ livingΒ roomΒ ,Β whereΒ theΒ sunshineΒ wouldΒ ribbonΒ warmthΒ intoΒ herΒ primaryΒ uniformΒ ,Β throughΒ theΒ pleatsΒ ofΒ aΒ skirtΒ withΒ tracesΒ ofΒ juliaΒ sewnΒ intoΒ themΒ sinceΒ theyΒ wereΒ herΒ sisterβsΒ handΒ meΒ downsΒ !Β sheΒ stuckΒ herΒ noseΒ intoΒ everyΒ bookΒ sheΒ managedΒ toΒ findΒ ,Β sheΒ hadnβtΒ aΒ clueΒ whereΒ sheΒ foundΒ suchΒ adorationΒ asΒ herΒ fatherΒ onlyΒ readΒ theΒ newspaperΒ ,Β onlyΒ toΒ useΒ itΒ asΒ aΒ flyΒ swatterΒ +Β whenΒ herΒ siblingsΒ misbehavedΒ ,Β onlyΒ onΒ occasionΒ .Β herΒ motherΒ workedΒ lateΒ nightsΒ toΒ makeΒ endsΒ meetΒ ,Β asΒ herΒ fatherΒ wasΒ inΒ betweenΒ jobsΒ ,Β soΒ readingΒ wasnβtΒ onΒ theΒ agendaΒ .Β sheΒ alsoΒ developedΒ aΒ fascinationΒ forΒ artΒ inΒ theΒ formΒ ofΒ drawingΒ ,Β theΒ backΒ ofΒ herΒ examsΒ absolutelyΒ coveredΒ inΒ workΒ thatΒ leftΒ herΒ regularΒ professorsΒ displeasedΒ andΒ herΒ artΒ aimedΒ oneΒ ,Β excitedΒ !Β sheΒ surroundedΒ Β herselfΒ inΒ theΒ likesΒ ofΒ readingΒ +Β drawingΒ toΒ sayΒ theΒ leastΒ ,Β aΒ wholeΒ stackΒ ofΒ albumβsΒ worthΒ backΒ inΒ chelseaΒ .Β atΒ theΒ ageΒ ofΒ twelveΒ ,Β howeverΒ ,Β sheΒ wasΒ anotherΒ mouthΒ toΒ feedΒ +Β juliaΒ +Β rogerΒ wantedΒ moreΒ forΒ joelle
Β santaΒ monicaΒ ,Β caΒ ,Β theΒ birthplaceΒ ofΒ herΒ motherΒ withΒ whomΒ sheΒ onlyΒ realizedΒ onceΒ sheΒ movedΒ intoΒ herΒ caretakerβsΒ trailerΒ .Β makesΒ senseΒ sheΒ wouldΒ nameΒ herΒ firstΒ bornΒ overΒ aΒ townΒ sheΒ leftΒ behindΒ ,Β theΒ hiddenΒ adorationΒ atΒ theΒ expenseΒ ofΒ lizβs,Β herΒ grandmotherβsΒ thatΒ refusedΒ toΒ beΒ calledΒ aΒ grandmother,Β hugeΒ mouthΒ .Β sheΒ wasΒ aΒ lesbianΒ authorΒ whoΒ skimmedΒ overΒ taxesΒ likeΒ theyΒ wereΒ optionalΒ +Β livedΒ offΒ landsΒ forΒ whichΒ sheΒ becameΒ inspiredΒ inΒ herΒ trailerΒ ,Β followedΒ deadΒ endsΒ worthΒ ofΒ loveΒ +Β woreΒ aΒ leatherΒ jacketΒ thatΒ hasΒ seenΒ manyΒ warsΒ .Β sheΒ onlyΒ rousedΒ inΒ theΒ novelΒ sceneΒ toΒ acquireΒ moneyΒ forΒ travelΒ +Β nowΒ ,Β itΒ lookedΒ likeΒ aΒ granddaughterΒ whoΒ sheΒ referredΒ toΒ asΒ herΒ roommateΒ .Β affectionatelyΒ ,Β ofΒ courseΒ .Β joelleΒ wasΒ homeschooledΒ ,Β taughtΒ theΒ basicsΒ ofΒ lizβsΒ beliefsΒ ,Β literatureΒ inΒ someΒ areasΒ ,Β mathematicsΒ onΒ theΒ pretenseΒ onΒ theΒ costΒ ofΒ buyingΒ anΒ engagementΒ ringΒ orΒ howΒ toΒ turnΒ tenΒ dollarsΒ intoΒ threeΒ mealsΒ ,Β scienceΒ forΒ theΒ plantsΒ toΒ eatΒ +Β theΒ oneβsΒ toΒ strayΒ fromΒ +Β recognizingΒ aΒ tornadoΒ cloudΒ fromΒ aΒ whateveritβscalledΒ .
Β theΒ multipleΒ loversΒ partΒ ,Β wellΒ ,Β lizΒ fellΒ moreΒ inΒ loveΒ thanΒ sheΒ didΒ outΒ .Β oftenΒ chasingΒ downΒ highwaysΒ +Β desertsΒ toΒ acquireΒ somethingΒ toΒ feelΒ wholeΒ .Β joelleΒ relatedΒ toΒ thatΒ ,Β havingΒ manyΒ duosΒ ofΒ organsΒ +Β evenΒ organsΒ themselvesΒ portionedΒ ,Β herΒ bodyΒ wasnβtΒ evenΒ wholeΒ .Β traditionallyΒ ,Β approachingΒ yourΒ teenageΒ yearsΒ seemedΒ off puttingΒ ,Β butΒ lizΒ hadΒ aΒ wayΒ ofΒ spinningΒ eventsΒ toΒ beΒ moreΒ outstandingΒ toΒ yourΒ emotionsΒ .Β inΒ everyΒ stateΒ ,Β joelleΒ collectedΒ aΒ charmΒ fromΒ locationsΒ suchΒ asΒ pawnΒ +Β thriftΒ shopsΒ ,Β sometimesΒ evenΒ loversΒ corridorsΒ +Β thatΒ wasΒ keptΒ toΒ mumΒ .Β sheΒ wasnβtΒ allowedΒ muchΒ asΒ lizβsΒ trailerΒ wasΒ sharedΒ betweenΒ twoΒ +Β sheΒ gaveΒ upΒ herΒ ownΒ bedΒ forΒ herΒ granddaughterΒ ,Β joelleΒ didnβtΒ wantΒ toΒ takeΒ upΒ moreΒ thanΒ wasΒ givenΒ .Β thatβsΒ herΒ personalityΒ prettyΒ muchΒ ,Β closingΒ yourΒ eyesΒ +Β holdingΒ backΒ desirablesΒ .Β sheΒ evenΒ learnedΒ stickΒ atΒ theΒ ageΒ ofΒ fifteenΒ atΒ aΒ barΒ stopΒ justΒ outsideΒ ofΒ houstonΒ inΒ aΒ strangerβsΒ eightiesΒ muscleΒ carΒ .Β lizΒ +Β joelleΒ ,Β theyΒ wereΒ justΒ thatΒ .Β theΒ unexpectednessΒ inΒ lifeΒ ,Β treasuringΒ whatΒ wasΒ aroundΒ youΒ versusΒ whatΒ youΒ hopedΒ toΒ claimΒ .
Β rememberΒ theΒ wholeΒ readingΒ +Β drawingΒ fascinationΒ ?Β wellΒ ,Β thatΒ cameΒ intoΒ useΒ whenΒ sheΒ pretendedΒ toΒ beΒ anΒ illustratorΒ forΒ lizβsΒ worksΒ +Β evenΒ gotΒ publishedΒ byΒ theΒ timeΒ sheΒ celebratedΒ fourteenΒ .Β copiesΒ ,Β alongΒ withΒ someΒ earnedΒ cashΒ ,Β wereΒ sentΒ toΒ herΒ familyΒ backΒ inΒ chelseaΒ ,Β londonΒ ,Β ukΒ ,Β butΒ withΒ theirΒ constantΒ movementΒ acrossΒ theΒ countryΒ inΒ theΒ trailerΒ ,Β connectionΒ wasΒ frailΒ .Β ohΒ ,Β joelleΒ alsoΒ didnβtΒ haveΒ aΒ phoneΒ thatΒ wasnβtΒ attachedΒ toΒ aΒ machineΒ onΒ theΒ sideΒ ofΒ anΒ abandonedΒ roadΒ orΒ leantΒ fromΒ aΒ strangerΒ untilΒ sheΒ wasΒ eighteenΒ .Β sheΒ hadΒ herΒ firstΒ kissΒ byΒ aΒ boyΒ whoΒ wasΒ neighborsΒ withΒ lizβsΒ latestΒ loveΒ interestΒ ,Β overΒ theΒ fenceΒ +Β allΒ .Β sheΒ hardlyΒ touchesΒ alcoholΒ ,Β neverΒ hasΒ ,Β asideΒ fromΒ theΒ stingΒ ofΒ whiskeyΒ whenΒ sheΒ hadΒ injuriesΒ +Β thatΒ wasΒ producedΒ fromΒ lizβsΒ emergencyΒ kitΒ .Β sameΒ withΒ cigarettesΒ ,Β afterΒ sheΒ accidentallyΒ nibbledΒ onΒ aΒ crumbledΒ nubΒ unknowinglyΒ inΒ lizβsΒ ashtrayΒ thatΒ sheΒ keptΒ closeΒ toΒ herΒ caramelΒ dishΒ .Β atΒ theΒ ageΒ ofΒ eighteenΒ ,Β sheΒ taughtΒ herselfΒ theΒ bassΒ guitarΒ whenΒ sheΒ cameΒ acrossΒ aΒ chocolateΒ coloredΒ oneΒ inΒ aΒ pawnΒ shopΒ +Β lizβsΒ onlyΒ requirementΒ wasΒ ifΒ theyΒ wereΒ goingΒ toΒ liveΒ offΒ grassΒ +Β peanutsΒ theΒ restΒ ofΒ the weekΒ ifΒ sheΒ purchasedΒ itΒ ,Β sheΒ mightΒ asΒ wellΒ beΒ theΒ finestΒ bassistΒ theΒ worldΒ hasΒ everΒ seenΒ
Β nowΒ ,Β sheΒ isΒ inΒ aΒ bandΒ withΒ threeΒ otherΒ girlsΒ ,Β throughΒ whichΒ sheΒ metΒ whileΒ theyΒ wereΒ touringΒ +Β theirΒ bassistΒ decidedΒ toΒ runΒ soloΒ .Β sheΒ wasnβtΒ theΒ songwritingΒ typeΒ ,Β leanedΒ moreΒ onΒ herΒ illustrationsΒ +Β theΒ rhythmΒ producedΒ inΒ songsΒ fromΒ theΒ likesΒ ofΒ eightiesΒ londonΒ bandsΒ mixedΒ inΒ withΒ lizβsΒ eightiesΒ americanΒ bandsΒ .Β howeverΒ ,Β sheΒ canΒ playΒ likeΒ noΒ otherΒ +Β itΒ showedΒ forΒ whenΒ sheΒ steppedΒ upΒ thatΒ nightΒ ,Β theΒ restΒ isΒ historyΒ !Β sheΒ alsoΒ publishesΒ drawingsΒ ofΒ tattoosΒ onΒ aΒ platformΒ forΒ whichΒ sheΒ hasΒ gainedΒ aΒ hugeΒ followingΒ ,Β inspiredΒ byΒ theΒ onesΒ onΒ lizβsΒ skinΒ .Β sheΒ hasΒ aΒ fewΒ ofΒ herΒ ownΒ byΒ thisΒ pointΒ ,Β howeverΒ ,Β theyΒ areΒ inΒ concealedΒ areasΒ .Β theΒ onlyΒ reasonΒ sheΒ hasnβtΒ becomeΒ anΒ officialΒ tattooΒ artistΒ isΒ becauseΒ ofΒ herΒ fearΒ ofΒ bringingΒ painΒ toΒ someoneΒ ,Β soΒ sheΒ collaboratesΒ withΒ famousΒ onesΒ +Β sellsΒ herΒ worksΒ .Β sheΒ hasΒ comeΒ outΒ toΒ hiltonΒ followingΒ theΒ successΒ ofΒ pinkΒ slipβsΒ firstΒ albumΒ ,Β sheΒ hasΒ beenΒ hereΒ priorΒ inΒ passingΒ byΒ lizβsΒ wishesΒ ,Β soΒ connectionsΒ areΒ endlessΒ !
