I see a lot of dark academia aesthetic involving the classics fields, literature and languages and theater and music, but can the STEM kids get in on this too? Whereâs my dark science aesthetic at? whereâs my STEM gothic?
⢠ It has to be a mistake, on the syllabus your professor e-mailed over yesterday. The lab class canât possibly start at 8pm. Not that youâd notice the time of night anyway, considering that for some reason itâs held in a basement of the STEM buildings that you were sure was closed off. Youâve never seen anyone emerging from its depths, and honestly youâre not even sure how to get down there. But not to worry, your professor assures you when you reply with your concerns. Heâll send his TA to pick you up. Just try not to stare at their hand. Especially if it sparks. Theyâre still working out the kinks.
⢠The transparent lightboard you use in your apartment building for working out math equations that require more room is the only illumination piercing your otherwise dim living room. Youâve been working for hours, and havenât noticed how late itâs become, mostly because youâre pretty sure that you accidentally just determined exactly when the world is going to end. Before you can grab your phone to tell everyone, thereâs a knock at your door. âWell done,â the man and woman in dark clothes and glasses that reflect even the minor light so that you canât see your eyes as they enter your apartment. âA little too well done, we think. Youâll be coming with us now.â
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⢠ âWe are doctors,â in heart if not yet in degree,â the neurologist teaching your afternoon class says, laughing. âWe are the ones who stand between that looming reaper Death and all of our patients, scalpels and syringes in hand, and say ânot today, old friend. Not this one.â But then the mirth fades from his voice, and his gaze drifts to the left of the lecture hall for some odd reason, fixed on some dark corner. âThatâs why it hates us, you know. Death. All of us. We as doctors must be very, very careful in our everyday lives, because Death despises us for stalling its work time and time again, and it constantly has its eyes on us. Waiting for us to relax, to look away. There are rituals, as we get older and Death steps closer every dayâŚâ but then they come back to themselves, shaking their heads and laughing. âNot enough coffee for me today, apparently!â Shadows in the corner where no one sits seem to be shifting.
⢠ The chemistry majors always seem to know something that no one else does. They all keep tiny glass bottles of clove oil in their backpacks at all times, for some reason. Youâre starting to wonder if it wouldnât be smart for you to do the same.
⢠ The engineering majors know exactly what the chem majors think only they know, and they laugh when you mention the clove oil. âThey really think that will protect them,â one future robotics pioneer says to you, shaking his head. âThey really think they can stop whatâs coming.â
⢠ Something in the forensics lab whispers at night, but only when a lone student is working down there alone. One of them snags you in the halls one morning and says, âI know youâre not forensics and youâve never heard it before, but last night I was working on a paper down there and, well. It knows your name.â
⢠Your roommate is a biogenetics student. She keeps beakers brimming with bubbling fluids in the fridge, and she often seems restless and distracted. Youâve caught her stealing hair off of your brush before, and one night as you watch her mixing and stirring and taking notes as sheâs hunched over her desk, you realize that a single blinking eyeball is staring back at you from the green fluid surrounding it in her glass tube.
⢠ The mathematics students have figured out what the chemistry students know, and what the engineering students have known for years. They all look anxious now, walking around campus and constantly looking over their shoulders. One of them suggests to you that maybe you should start stockpiling bottled water. Just in case.
⢠ An astronomy major comes barreling into one of your classes one dim and dying afternoon, slapping a star chart down onto a desk in front of a newly enlightened mathematics student, sweating and furious. âYou werenât even going to tell us, you bastard?! You were just going to let it happen while we sat around unprepared?!â
⢠ A week later. You sit up in bed and your roommate is gone. Their things are gone. Campus is still and quiet, the chem and engineering and astronomy and mathematics students having all cleared out save for you. The bio, forensics, and med students are left blinking, dazed. Clearly youâve all missed something important, but your roommate responds to your text with assurance that itâs fine. Youâll all know soon enough.