legomonkey

my bad for my last post guys I thought bdsm stood for buddhism

my five year plan is to see what happens. just feel it out. then they’ll all be sorry.

goodbye $247 hello 5 groceries

my childhood couldn’t have affected me i don’t even remember it 😭😭

i am the shit and i am the pipes and i am the plumber unclogging it. i squat under the sink unclogging it.

you on your period and still can’t rap? if your flow heavy why aren’t you spitting bars?????

you guys know in video games where you kill a deer or something and the deer has 4 dollars? what’s up with that

i wish i could’ve been born as like a color or like a shape of some sort

there’s this guy i know who’s really horny all the time. his name is ‘all trades’ and he’s always moaning and shit.

people often ask me, “go to hell”.

THEY EUTHANIZED THAT DAWG IN ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

thanks for the compliment. unfortunately i dont believe you.

haters mad that i’m eating my fruits and veggies and getting big and strong

sorry but i’m never going to lululemon or watching love island. that’s just not who i am or what im about.

guys i know shit gets rough fr but you guys still gotta wear deodorant 💯💯💯