Bruce purposefully uses slang because he knows it annoys his kids.
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âAlright fam, letâs get going.â
âBruceâŚdid youâŚdid you just say âfamâ?â
âYes, and?â
âNothing, nothingâ
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âI got Scarecrow back in Arkham, it was lit.â
âDid you just describe throwing a villain in jail as lit?â
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*henchman passed out*
âHaha, moodâ
*Dick to Babs on the intercom thing*Â âmood is dead, we cannot say mood anymore, Bruce just used it.â
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Jason: Penguinâs doing gun dealings again?
Bruce: Heâs collaborated with Two-Face for about a month. Stay woke, Jay.
Jason: Donât talk to me, your son, ever again.
I imagine this would turn into an arms race where the kids have to find new slang before Bruce kills it.
@the-fourtysecond-ctaeth theyâre always scrambling to find new words or make up words just so that Bruce doesnât know them but after a few days he has figured out a way to work it into his vocabulary just because he knows it angers them

















