legion characters as iconic vines
Judas: I brought you Myrrh [thank you] Mur-dur! [huh…Judas..no]
Wesley Hudson: [HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?] THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!!!..
Eve: ADAM.
Cain: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be: I would get pushed way less.
Abel: *to the ghostbusters theme song* I’m an adult virgin
Lydia: All I wanna tell you is school’s not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…RUFF. You know?
Bianca: hi, I’m Renata Bliss and I’m your freestyle dance teacher
Salome: I saw you hanging out with caitlin yesterday!! [r-rebecca, it’s not what you think!] i won’t hesitate, bitch! * pew pew *
Junia: road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does
Gale: [dad, look! it’s the good kush…] This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
Rowan: two shots of vodka *pours in half a bottle of vodka*
Samson: So no head?
Adelaide Burke: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You’ll be a dead son of a bitch I tell you
Una Boyer: Well I’m doing just fine… I lied, I’m dying inside
Raziel: People constantly ask me what’s it like to be a sexy-
Lilith: Go back to sleep, and starve.
