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me and liz are blushing and kicking our feet at this

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

Club Penguin Heritage Post

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I want to cuddle with a sleepy sub and move my hands below the waistline of their underwear. Murmuring about how precious they are while hearing their breath get unstable. I’d tell them it’s okay to go to sleep. After all, all I’m doing is helping them. get to bed. I’d love to test if they cum or fall asleep first. Either way I’d make sure to cuddle them closely. If they stayed awake for long enough I’d be showering their face in kisses and telling them how good they did…..

Wouldn't it be fun if we watched porn together except it's you and me in the video and you have absolutely no idea when that even happened or how I made the video??

free use is so fun like...you're telling me i get to be a stress toy? a fuckdoll??? you'll come home and bend me over and pound the daylights out of me just because you can????? no warning or nothing???????? beautiful

feeling very sleepy and i can’t stop thinking about falling asleep with a man’s cock inside me. he’d spoon me and everything would be so nice and cozy, my pussy still wet and pliant around his softened cock after the hard fucking he had given me minutes before. his strong arms would be wrapped around me, holding me firmly against his front as we gradually drift off to sleep together..

She's not stupid at all, quite the opposite actually. She's incredibly smart and wonderfully attentive. But when I fuck her she's the dumbest little helpless brain dead fuck toy there is.

Let’s shut your brain off Princess.

...Please ruin my pussy, use me for your pleasure. Do anything and everything to me, spank me, spit on me, slap me,piss on me, please I'll take anything you give me use my body, all my holes, fuck me anywhere, even if I don't want it. Force me to take it like a good slut, throat fuck me. Slut me out make me a cock whore only ment to please you. Teach me to cum on command gag me to keep me from screaming tie me down for hours and torture my pussy, leave me a fucking mess, leave you cum all over my body and in my pussy don't even let me clean up.. Please daddy

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing