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Sara: You Guys should really listen to me more. I’ve come up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only two of them got me killed.
Sara: Ok, make that three plans.
Sara: ... Okay, this one wasn’t even a plan, I just got attacked, so it doesn’t count. It’s still only three. Don’t question my plans, there still pretty good.
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Sara: You Guys should really listen to me more. I’ve come up with hundreds of plans in my life, and only two of them got me killed.
Sara: Ok, make that three plans.
Gary: You’re offered 50,000 dollars but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the world gets 100,000 dollars. Are you taking it?
John: Yeah, why wouldn’t I want 150,000 dollars?
Ava: What just happened? Can someone explain to me what just happened here?
Ray: I believe we were fired.
Nate: Canned.
Zari: Let go.
Charlie: Axed.
John: Shown the door.
Sara: Booted.
Ava: All right! I get it!
I may be dead, but I’m still pretty.
Sara, every time she dies
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Charlie: I just realized that I don’t really know you. I only know what you are like when I’m around. What if you turn purple when I leave?
Zari: I mostly play video games.
Charlie: But are you purple?
Nate: Maybe we were meant to last, but I guess we’ll never know. You were taken away far too soon. And that’s not fair, because there were so many more things I wanted to experience with you.
Zari: It’s just a dropped ice cream cone.
Nate: Can you just stop, please? This is a very emotional time for me.
Ray: I see the glass as half full, Nora sees it as half empty. That’s why we make a good couple!
Ray: Mick, on the other hand, tends to drink straight out of the bottle.
Ray: Zari wonders why it has to be a glass.
Ray: … And Charlie usually breaks the glass by putting her feet up on the table.
Ray: What would you say is your life motto?
Charlie: Single and ready to mingle!
John: Bi and ready to die.
Sara: I guess you could say I've /fallen/ for you.
Ava: You literally just rolled down eight flights of stairs. How are you even alive??
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Zari: What are your best qualities?
Nate: I’m bi, I have fabulous hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
Nate: It's 2019, why hasn't a bank had a slogan "it's common cents" yet?
Sara: I say we demand change
Zari: Wow these puns caught my interest
What's your Hogwarts house
Gryffinpuff all the way! Thanks for asking.Â
Sara: On a scale of one to everyone dying, let’s aim for a seven.
Ava: Sara, I don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Nate: We could attack them with hummus.
Ava:... I stand corrected.
Nate: Just keeping things in perspective.
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Gideon: You need to eat healthy.
Zari: No.
Gideon: The last patient who didn’t change their diet after I suggested it died!
Zari: Oh my god!
Gideon: …In a plane crash!
Zari: That sounds unrelated…
Gideon: I’m the one who crashed it. Do not disobey me.
Ava: Ok, let’s take a vote.
Sara: Secret vote! Everybody cover your eyes!
*They all cover their eyes*
Zari: This is stupid. We won’t know the results.
Sara: Well, say your vote out loud!
Nora: But we know each other’s voices.
Nate: Mick's got a point.