Transmasc Behrad Believer

au where the legends are all scare actors in a haunted house,,, i think ray wld be a mad scientist and nate wld be his reanimated monster. and they film comedy tiktoks in full costume. zari does everyones make up because she's great at scare make up but also loves to do full glam and sara goes viral for being a zombie who was serving cunt. ava is dressed as a miss haversham style ghost and she takes great pains to ensure her costume is historically accurate. behrad loves being a zombie so much he wears the make up on the bus home and really scares the drunk people. astra does such incredible magic tricks it starts a rumour she's actually a witch. and many other such ideas.

i love legends bcos you'll have smth like "oh man wasn't it devastating when that thing happened to that character that changed their life" "oh yh that was so sad. what was the episode again?" "the highway to bingus"

just learned that the last name tarazi has meanings of "balance", "scale" and also "weave". trading zari for behrad. only one zari in the real world at a time. loom of fate... can anyone hear me? OH AND TOMAZ MEANS TWIN

people who have no idea about the evil mind-controlling nipple: wow i can't believe this season ended with the team turning into a giant blue version of tickle-me elmo. this show is so weird lol

the evil mind control nipple is probably still less unsettling than the canon alien sex mpreg giving birth via ear canal

the funniest thing legends of tomorrow did was when they lost the rights to use John Constantine they just wrote him off the show and made up a new completely unrelated character played by the same actor the next season

Martin Stein’s first instinct when asked to create a distraction in the middle of the Apollo 13 mission being an impromptu rendition of “Day-O” remains a top 10 television moment of all time, I said what i said