Welcome your faces to the world of Mianite!

so fun fact; when I got back into mcyt and watched my first mcc, I didn’t know who they were talking abt when cc’s mentioned “”the captain”” bc captain has become such a homoerotic-laced word to me that I- I forgot captain sparklez had that in his name. I wasn’t and am still not ready to try to combine the inherent homoeroticism of the sea with the man who sang the minecraft parody songs

captainsparklez’s relationship with the queer community is so funny to me. his ally energy is so unbelievably strong that at this point he’s just honorarily one of us. both of the kids he has decided to “adopt” are queer. not only is his entire fanbase in the lgbt community but also like half of his closest friends. he has transed genders that scientists don’t even know about yet. he is unaware of approximately half of these things.

he has kissed men more times than i, a queer man, have. he thinks twink is a slur he can’t reclaim. his subreddit has an insanely large crossover with the ace subreddit. he turns straight men gay. he is still unaware of all of this.

PODIUM BUDDIES FINALLY TOGETHER ON A TEAM I WIN THIS

i'm watching the OOOOOOOLD 11!! 11 years old Minecraft Hunger Games from JorJor and my god. There's tom in this one. And he's taking care of Sparklez . Dont get it twisted no irl here but man. Taking me back to Mianite..... My life always comes back to this

But fr this is chicken soup for the soul yall he sounds so young, he DOESNT EVEN HAVE A FACECAM 😭😭😭😭 minecraft was so simple. the nostalgia tonight lads let's hold hands

what's a guy gotta do to have a cathartic swordfight around here