Pokemon (the series) starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to make any changes !
“If anybody’s out there, you can come out. And if you’re a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.”
“Everybody makes a wrong turn once in a while.”
“Don’t you know that love is the most important thing in the world?”
“We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.”
“When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.”
“I hate water, especially WET water.”
“There’s no sense in going out of your way to get somebody to like you.”
“My name is Tom Ato/Ann Chovy/Caesar Salad.”
“My brain says to run but my legs ain’t listening.“
“Just once, I’d like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN’T involve a life-threatening explosion.“
“I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.”
“Where did you get all that chocolate? You’re holding out on us.”
“Thundershock, Thunderbolt… I’ve been destroyed by Pikachu’s attacks so many times I know them all by heart.”
“By the way, that’ll be a two dollar charge for resting on my rock.“
“It smells like old sneakers mixed with rotten eggs and dead fish with just a hint of skunk fumes.”
“I don’t need a fortune teller to know that. Some woman is ALWAYS causing me trouble! It’s a curse…“
“When I want your opinion, I’ll ask for it!”
“Rejected by the one girl I loved. I’ll never find another one like her again.”
“Everybody’s got secrets hidden in their closet.”
“I know it’s my destiny.”
“Don’t worry, ___. You’ll find plenty of other girls to reject you.”
“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”
“Oh, I know what I’ll do! I’ll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!”