always rotting but never rotting away

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

the new viral trend is swimming in the river with an abdominal wound! take an #AbdominalWoundRiverSwim and post your results

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*

goodluck with the rummaging everyone

convinced if i keep digging in deeper i can find a secret way out that's not through. haven't found it yet but i think i'm close