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lee heeseung: oh my. ace heeseung strikes again. i feel like he can and could play any position given since he’s hard working and generally picks up on things easily. i know this is super stereotypical but i would give him the outside hitter role as well as the ace position. he’s someone who is dependable and everyone can look up to him when the team is in a tight spot so entrusting him to be the offensive cornerstone of the team is a no brainer despite how cheesy it sounds. as we saw in the bowling episode of en o’clock, hee has a lot of power lmao. would totally blast through blocks and would love the feeling of winning points with his spikes. probably has great technique and gets a lot of air when he jumps. also hits really sharp angles when he attacks. i would think he’s probably the least picky hitter lmao.

park jay: he strikes me as a person who would hate diving or chasing around the ball. so, obviously not libero! but the thought of jay rolling around on the court kinda cracks me up. i think he would either play as an outside hitter or a middle blocker but i’m leaning towards MB. part of the blocking line (with hee, hoon, and niki). i can literally imagine him getting so pumped or being so smug after shutting down a hitter. aggressive at the net! jousts and everything. would definitely be into read blocking. probably has less control with his serves but lots of power and spin so cover your head when it’s his turn lmao. i think jay would totally intimidate his opponents based on his energy and would get really into the game. i’m here for it though :)

jake sim: my boy jake sim!!!! he’s so athletic!!! oozes athleticism!!! (kin major approved). even if he didn’t have much experience playing volleyball, he would totally pick it up quickly. is a really steady and fast player due to good footwork from soccer (same with niki!). but i would also see him as the type of player who would save the ball with his foot instead of diving LMAO. opposite to jay, he doesn’t mind and would have fun when diving for a ball. though, i think it’s just his first instinct to go with his foot. i noticed on episode of en o’clock with the ping pong tournament that he’s really tenacious and volleyball is quite a mental sport. he has a good attitude and really preserves under pressure. he wouldn’t mind long games or deuces. or even climbing from a big point gap. it’s just like, a deuce? a fifth set? more volleyball for him lol. like heeseung, i think he could play any role if needed but i think i’m going to give him outside hitter but with a specialty in defense. he could dig up the hardest hits, no problem. need an emergency setter? he’s on it. need back court hitter? blockouts, feints, cut shots. you name it. he is ready!!! gives a lot of trouble to blockers because he probably runs all the strategies in his head. bottom line is that he would really just play at his own rhythm due to his solid defense and just rack up the points by letting his opponents sweat.

park sunghoon: middle blocker! i think he would be calmer than jay and he would be more troublesome like jake by always getting a touch in. he always has every hitter marked and doesn’t fall for decoys easily. i could also see him trying to force hitters into spiking certain directions by blocking so either jake and or sunoo could dig it up. has good footwork and has a good quick setup with jungwon when the team needs to score fast. probably teases sunoo when he rotates in and says things like “i’m going to score 100 points this rotation” or gets embarrassed when the boys hype his serve up too much and would end up launching the ball out of bounds. hoon would turn RED hfkahsdkfsfkd

kim sunoo: i decided on giving sunoo the position of libero. he’s really upbeat and i think he would totally brighten up the court when he rotates in. he and niki keep it fun and lighthearted :) but i can imagine him complaining about niki slamming the ball into blocks too hard instead of going for rebounds lmao. he keeps the ball up and overall a really dependable member on the team. he’s the team’s lucky charm and would probably randomly score a point like diving for a ball and somehow sending it into a bad spot where the opponents can’t return it. wasn’t going for it intentionally but somehow gets points like that. either way, every time it happens the boys dog pile on him and just get real rowdy. imagine sunghoon or niki trying to hoist sunoo onto their shoulders after he does a really cool save.

yang jungwon: he’s giving me setter vibes!! jungwon is very calm and logical and since he’s also the leader, i think he lends well to the position. imagine him being so smug when he lands a setter dump. i can him see him faking out his opponents and gently pushing the ball over the net or aiming the ball into a place where it wasn’t well defended. he’s strategic and really balances out the players. but definitely not controlling or overly bossy, if you know what i mean? if you told him that you like sets a certain way or whatever, wonie would totally set the ball in the best way he could. i imagine he would be a player with gorgeous gorgeous technique. i think opponents would underestimate him initially since he’s on the shorter side but that’s their downfall. he’s someone you should definitely watch out for!

nishimura riki aka niki: okay so! based on my impressions of niki, he’s also really athletic and is competitive in a good way! i think he would really have fun in a flashy position and would love to spike and land crazy serves. since he’s grown a lot and is one of the taller members now, i would either put him as middle blocker but eventually transition into opposite hitter because he’s a leftie :) i would see him loving to go fast and have his play style be heavily inspired off of yuji nishida! he also would look up to heeseung and would wanna become the ace as well. would start off with an overhand serve but after seeing someone jump serve at a game or a tournament, he would be so determined to practice a jump serve because he would think it looked cool. he would probably get really frustrated if he hits the net or he serves it out of bounds but get so hyped when he hits a clean ace. high energy and a vocal player. gets along with everyone and he’s someone you would wanna root for in a match :)))

okay so i know that this is skz blog (feel free to ignore), but recently i’ve gotten into enhypen and their music and can’t stop thinking about what the members would study if they were in university/college lol

lee heeseung: a double major in english and music, possibly a minor in education. i saw somewhere that if heeseung wasn’t an idol, he’d want to be an english teacher so i’m mostly basing it off of that. i think he would be a good teacher since he’s already such a good role model for the younger members :))

park jongseong aka jay: okay so, i think jay would be in business or a business-related major (e.g. finance, commerce, econ). i’m pretty sure he has a lot of exposure to this field since his dad owns a business and so he would probably be interested in either continuing his family business or starting his own. he’s a people person and his mbti type is ENTP and all the business majors i know are generally extraverted lol. but i also think he could be a communications or sociology major or even have those as a minor. when he was explaining how he chose batman as a superhero he could relate to (buzzfeed video, i think?), he was articulate and had a lot of insight. i think he would suit liberal arts since he’s well spoken and probably could write a stunning research paper. 10/10 for jay!

sim jaeyun aka jake: jake is the reason why i started thinking about this topic so much and ultimately ended up writing a post about it. all the fics i’ve read on tumblr about jake or the enhypen boys in a college!au all revolve around him being a physics major! i actually disagree on this. i firmly believe that jake suits an engineering major. it’s widely known that he likes math and physics but i think he would’ve gone for more of an applied approach. i specifically think jake would specialize into the biomedical stream of engineering and go into some sort of healthcare because he seems like the person who would want to help people improve their lives. jake is a sweet and kind boy. that’s it.

park sunghoon: our ice prince! i had a bit of a difficult time deciding what fit sunghoon but i think he would suit kinesiology with a possible chance of a minor in sport education. i based this choice off of his figure skating background and if he wasn’t an idol, i think he could’ve done coaching of some sort because it’s quite common for figure skaters to coach once they retire. it’s well known that he truly loves figure skating so if he weren’t an idol, i think this would be the route his goes down.

kim sunoo: liberal arts boy! i headcanoned his major as either sociology, psychology, communications, polisci, international relations, aaand maybe film studies? a lot of variety shows focus on the fact that sunoo leans towards the liberal arts type subjects so i wanted to honour that. he’s quite bubbly and honestly, i could see him having a fun time reading articles and presenting in group projects. i also get the vibe he could probably write papers quite well lmao.

yang jungwon: i had a hard time deciding for jungwon too. ik he’s technically still in high school right now so i’ll be a little more general. he’s quite smart and is really mature for his age. and did you see how fast he solved those logic puzzles in en-o’clock? i think he could probably go for a STEM based major but he could go for law. he’s responsible and dedicated so i think he has what it takes to pass the bar exam. i don’t know if he’d be the type of lawyer who’d go argue in court but he could deal with other stuff. either way, you’re in good hands with yang jungwon as your lawyer!!

nishimura riki aka niki: niki-san! this goofball. okay. i wrote down in my notes: dance major, music major, or kinesiology major with a minor in business/management but i really don’t think anything suits niki more than dance. he lives and breathes dance. it would be criminal to think anything else. but i also put down business/management as a minor because his parents own their own dance studio, lead ent. and i could see him wanting to open his own studio or taking up the business. the minor would probably help that aspect a lot but he would generally love to study dance and learn to perform all the different styles.

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