Leemasterific

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

2018 is the year of the dog so I’m out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog

He like to call me 🍑 when we get this nasty

Turn that 🍒 out

He 💦 all on my 👗

not to be pessimistic but i KNOW that we are going to end 2017 saying “and i thought 2016 was bad!” bookmark this

Fantastic

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

@sleepy-hylian