Love Is Kind But It Don't Play By Rules.

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

snap crackle spock

lmfao

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

when I’m famous I won’t need to know how to find the surface area of a sphere so really what’s the point

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character