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Had to make one of these at some point lol

Girlhood is holding a funeral for the dead duckling you found at the creek

If I did/said half the stuff my sister does I would never be heard from again

But no she gets away with it

Being the oldest sibling sucks

Why TF does crew carwash use an ai chat bot as a job application? 😭🙏

I'm a day late but HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PPL

Our health points increase by 1000 this month so make the most of it!

Sometimes I think there's nothing good left in the world but then I remember that I have 2 best friends who care way more about me than is natural

Ily E and A

Oh and also Tumblr mooties. Tumblr mooties are awesome

Addiction sucks holy hell

Don't do this shit kids

My dad saying I'm like my grandpa-meh okay

My dad saying I'm like my aunt-ik it's supposed to be an insult but she's also mentally ill so like

My dad saying I'm like him-the worst insult ever

"I wish I could slam their head into the pavement"

-my dad after seeing a McDonald's wrapper in the road

This is anxiety inducing

LOOK EVERYONE ITS MULBERRY SEASON AGAIN

IM UTTERLY OVERJOYED RIGHT NOW

*runs away shrieking with happiness*

Today my dad did many productive things:

Called me a communist bc I said capitalism had flaws (that a bottle of Dasani water costing 3 dollars is obscene)

Said Trump was a disappointment because of the war (okay fair point actually)

Said the only way to win the war with Ir@n was to k1ll them all (nvm)

Bc that's what the Bible says ig (don't get your battle advice from the Bible kids one time they took out a city with trumpets other times they k1ll everyone ig)

And then compared me to my maybe autistic grandpa bc I have basic empathy

I'm utterly exhausted with him

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