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-Do no use coconut oil as lube (!!) it will erode the condom so it breaks. Plus using coconut oil in your vag too many times can give you an yeast infection.

-Don’t use two condoms at once (some escorts do this with especially gross men without realizing it ups the chances of the condom breaking)

-Always. Pee. After. Sex. You’ll thank me for this.

-Berries, pineapple, strawberries, watermelon, grapefruit, mangos and yogurt will help you taste better as well as water so eat and drink tons of that good shit.

-Exfoliate before and after you shave.

-Aloe Vera helps relieve razor burn.

-If you have ingrown hair try tweezing it. I do it all the time.

-Use tea tree oil daily.

-Don’t wash your vagina with soap (unless it’s the kind specifically meant for it) because it’ll cause a yeast infection. Use a soft cloth and wipe the entire area (or babywipes)

-I once had a horrible yeast infection in my cosmetogloy class so I talked to my teacher. We put Witch Hazel essential oil on a pad and it relieved the itching and burning straight away! Drinking lots of cranberry juice helps detox the yeast infection and relieve it as well. (If you try these tips don’t do just this. Get the treatment as well! I find the one day treatment works best) Coconut Oil will also help the outside temporarily but only use it in case of emergency. It can make the infection worst if you keep using it.

-Hair removal creams will cause a yeast infection.

-DO NOT USE DOUCHES

seamus and dean are notorious for sneaking leftover desserts up into the dorm. they have a secret stash in seamus’ suitcase and will hand them out whenever anyone wakes up with a nightmare

there’s a running joke in the dorm where whenever someone’s lost something the others will respond with ‘seamus blew it up’

(e.g “i can’t find my tie!” “seamus blew it up”)

after a while even seamus joins in, talking about himself in third person

games of exploding snap when it’s late but no-one feels like sleeping

neville getting really anxious around exam time and the rest of them working really hard to make sure the dorm is a quiet place where he can study and all offering up their individual expertise in subjects he struggles with

literally, exam times are the only times there will be even a moment of quiet in the boys dorm

3am conversations where they somehow end up getting really deep into the meaning of life (”i’m just saying, i know you’re the boy who lived and all- but are any of us truly alive” “… go to sleep seamus”)

seamus comes out as gay at 2am one night when they’re sat in a circle playing truth or dare

they have extended after-parties following gryffindor winning a match that are exclusive to the five of them

dean introducing everyone to muggle songs and teaching the others the words to bohemian rhapsody- they can now launch into a five part acapella version of it at a moment’s notice

the extended war going on between ron and dean about whether quidditch is better than football

but in turn, ron and seamus start to play a game where they tell harry and dean huge lies because they’ll totally believe them cus they have no idea what’s real and what’s fake (neville, of course, refuses to participate because that’s mean)

turning up late to breakfast because they’ve been chatting about their weird dreams all morning

ron refusing to go into the dorms if he sees a spider until someone’s DEFINITELY gotten rid of it (neville isn’t visibly scared, but he totally keeps his distance)

And if I can give people a piece of advice, it would be this: learn your people. You deserve to work in a place where you are led, not ordered. Where your motivation is positive, not led from fear. “If you want someone to run a four minute mile, you don’t chase them. Don’t give them something to run from, give them something to run to.” (Grey’s Anatomy, Season 12) you deserve to work in a place where fear does not exist, and encouragement runs rampant. You deserve to work in an environment with good communication.