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Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

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This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

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I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.

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okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

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I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

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This horse is having her own special day and you treat her like this

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sing us a song, youre the piano man

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“evil” versions of characters are always way hotter than the regular version

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i learned that Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and Dumb and Dumber (x)

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the last thing my enemies see before succumbing to the grain

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me: i hate drama

[drama happens]

me:

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if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

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i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something

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*runs over the curb* this is my design

#I need more Hannibal content on my dash 😔

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don’t ever duel me or my son again

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the most comforting words a father can say

#bro I remember this post #but I a l s o remember how the dog in this pic was a huge fuckin meme lmao

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