~Yikes~

me, a “beauty guru” in the 18th century: UH OH SISTERS!!! *dies of lead poisoning from the lethal doses of white lead pigment i use to paint my face*

^ thats illegal for anyone who didn’t know it was a joke

It’s legal and it’s a great way to save big bucks

geico is literally endorsing it, mr geico himself is pictured above

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

Literally don’t call me out

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

You’re not here to entertain anybody

wow you’re right

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on