So far, I’ve traveled around Ireland and every country in the UK except Wales, and while it’s been quite a bit of exploring, I’ve had the luxury of being in English-speaking countries. Despite the fact that most signs in Ireland come with an Irish translation, I’m never going to have an experience where someone speaks to me in that language unless I go over to the Aran Islands. You could say I’ve been spoiled. At any right, I wasn’t really prepared for the extent to which the Norwegians speak... Norwegian.
Pretty obvious, I know, but I think my constant assurance that everyone speaks English in Norway (which they do) made me forget that Norwegian is, you know, Norway’s first language. Signs are in Norwegian, most without English translations; people speak Norwegian before they speak English; and I was often caught in conversations where I had no idea what anyone was saying. It was an uncomfortable situation at times, but it was also part of the traveling experience, and I’m glad I got out of my English comfort zone.
I spent my trip staying with my cousin Cody and her family, so luckily I didn’t have to navigate this unfamiliar linguistic terrain on my own.
I also learned a few phrases:
Hi-hi! - “Hi!” This one is obvious. It’s a bit like "aloha” in that it also means “Bye!”, which can be confusing.
Tok - “Thank you.” Although I was hesitant to use this one, since I often heard people say other terms to accompany it.
*Sharp intake of breath* - “Yes.” To English-speakers it sounds like a gasp of surprise. This one really threw me for a loop, but hey, it’s part of the cultural experience.
“Hun er forelska i laerer’n, og ikke i meg.” - “She’s in love with the teacher, and not with me.” This is purely because I learned the chorus to the fantastic Norwegian 80′s hit by The Kids called “Hun Er Forelska I Laerer’n,” which is a favorite of Cody’s 5 year old son, Conrad, and was often listened to on repeat.
Something else about Norway: going in May is nice because you get some warm sunny days, but going in May is also a trip because THE SUN DOESN’T SET UNTIL TEN O’CLOCK AT NIGHT. At 7:30 (PM) this is how it looked outside:
That’s not normal, I tell you. That’s not normal. I can’t even imagine what it’s like in the winter. This also means means that this time of year, the sun rises at 4:30am, so blackout blinds are a necessity if you don’t want the sun to wake you up at an ungodly hour.
I spent a while in Oslo, so I won’t go over everything I did and just focus on the highlights.
First of all, a quick advertisement break: Are you heading to Oslo soon? Do you love pie? If you look around Oslo, you might at first be at a loss for satisfying your craving for pie. But worry not! I have the solution:
Hello Good Pie is Oslo’s only pie shop, and serves the best pie I have ever tasted. (Next to my mom’s Fourth of July blueberry sour cream pie. Hi Mom!) Want a pie that tastes like a gigantic Reese’s Pieces? They’ve got it! Want a classic cherry pie that explodes with flavor? They’ve got that too! Looking more for a savory pie, maybe for breakfast or lunch? They have a whole selection!
In all seriousness, my cousin Cody’s pie shop has fantastic pies, and coming from someone who doesn’t even really like pie, that’s saying something. They use all organic ingredients and make the pies in the shop, even right in front of you! So if you’re in Oslo and you’re hungry for pie, or even if you’re just hungry for good food, head on over to two locations in Oslo with names that I can’t spell or pronounce. You might want to look it up on Google Maps. I also might not want to go into advertising.
What did I do other than stuff my face with delicious pies, you ask? I also spent a day looking around some museums in Oslo, specifically Nasjonalmuseet Arkitektur (The National Museum of Architecture) and Museet For Samtidskunst (The Museum for Contemporary Art). First I went to Nasjonalmuseet Arkitektur:
The museum was both an introduction to the art of architecture itself as well as an exhibition of the types of architecture in Norway. There was an interactive aspect to the museum, so I interacted.
The sketch I made is the weird blue blob in the corner with a yellow circle in the middle. I’m aware I’m not exactly an artist, but I was actually inspired by this part of the museum...
...and how there is a patch of light amid darkness, suggesting a light source even if one can’t be seen. It’s symbolic or... something. I don’t know, I just thought it was cool.
There was also a drawing board you could toy around with:
The museum was relatively small, and remarkably, there was barely anyone there. I was actually the only person in Museet For Samtidskunst...
...which was, just as an aside, in a pretty courtyard area:
I’ve never been a huge fan of contemporary art, but I thought this museum was pretty cool. There was an architectural element to it (architecture is big in Oslo), especially in an exhibit by Carlos Garaicoa, The Politics and Poetry of Space.
For instance, this piece was meant to depict an apartment building entirely made of glass, and how putting the private in the public sphere affect human interaction. The dark building in the middle is meant to be the glass building.
There were also artsy carpets that we could only walk on without shoes, although I opted out of taking off my shoes and decided to admire the carpets from afar:
What struck me most was this piece by Carlos Garaicoa, No Way Out:
It looked really bright and encouraging, but the title suggests otherwise. I still don’t know what to make of it, but visually it’s very appealing.
And then, more interactivity!
One section of this room included Legos, which made me really excited because since I was a small child I have always loved Legos. I ended up making something tiny and confusing, but it was fun!
After the museums, I walked aimlessly around Oslo for a bit, and during my venture I found this place, and I thought how funny it was to still see Ireland even when I was so far away:
I also found this cool fountain:
And I finally came across another important landmark of Oslo, Akershus Fortress.
I didn’t learn much about the fortress itself, but it was fun to hike around for a bit, even though it was raining. I also followed along the Akershus Fortress Sculpture Trail and saw some interesting art:
The next day, I decided to go out on a boat tour around the islands and explore Hovedøya. The day started out sunny, making the boat ride very enjoyable.
(It took me forever to get this picture of the flag in the wind.)
The houses made me think there might be somewhere to eat on Hovedøya, but I think they were actually summer homes or fishing homes of some sort. Most the island was very beautiful and good for hiking, and also had an old English monastery.
Among the fauna that I saw on the island were tons of birds, a fox, and someone’s goats (I think they were goats), one of which I gave a dandelion to eat. We’re friends now.
I also got lost on the island for about an hour and broke the strap of my favorite purse... but at least I have pretty pictures to show for it!
Another day, I went with Cody and Conrad to Norsk Folkemuseum (the Norwegian Museum of Cultural History), The Viking Ship Museum, and briefly to The Fram Museum. First we went to Norsk Folkemuseum, which was probably my favorite and was essential a history of changing Norwegian architecture and home life throughout the centuries.
The Viking Ship Museum was cool, although we know so little about these unearthed ships that the museum itself is lacking in information. This museum was also much more crowded than the previous one.
I didn’t get to stay long enough at the Fram Museum to learn much about the Norwegian expedition to the South Pole (on a ship called Fram, of course), but it was cool to walk around the boat; the entire museum was built around it.
Another day, I went with Jørgen, Cody’s husband, and Conrad to Frogner Park.
This is probably the most famous part of Oslo, mainly because of the statues created by Gustav Vigeland.
Finally, on my last day, we celebrated Norwegian Constitution Day, also known simply as the 17th of May (or syttende mai). In Oslo, there’s a big parade that mainly children march in, along with many school bands. The royal family (yes, Norway has a royal family) waves from the balcony of their castle, and lots of people wear bunad, a traditional Norwegian outfit. It was a lot of fun, but by the afternoon I was exhausted by the parade and I ended up taking a nap. The cultural experience was a good way for me to end my time in Oslo.
Overall, I had a great time, and I would love to go back to Oslo and visit my family again. Would I go in the winter? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
This was also probably the last trip I’ll take during my time abroad. I don’t really feel sad about that. There are international trips I may have liked to take during my time here, but I’ve been around Europe before and I’m sure I’ll do it again in the future. For this last week, I’ll take the time to appreciate Ireland, which felt a lot like home when I got back to my apartment in Cork.