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Jason, stepping up to the counter: yeah can I get a pack of Ma—

Robber busting into the store with a gun: HANDS UP! empty your fuckin’ pockets!

Jason, rolling his eyes and pulling out a gun from his waistband: dude

Robber, aiming right at him: oh I’m sorry fuckface, did you think that little piece of tin was gonna intimidate me?

Jason, throwing the gun on the floor: oh yeah, damn, man, you’re right

Jason, pulling out Red Hood’s instantly-recognizable handguns from their twin holsters on his thighs:

Jason: see, I picked that piece of tin off some asshole robbing little old ladies downtown earlier. can’t believe I reached for it first! must have forgotten

Jason, stepping forward and drilling one gun into the robber’s face:

Robber, trembling:

Jason:

Robber:

*Sleep deprived Jason looking up from the shopping list he was reading*

Roy: Dude, since when are we married and why wasn't I invited?

Jason: We've been married for two years and you were invited. Lian was the flower girl.

Nightwing is about to burst

primehood at its foulest

JASON TODD