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mankind creating q-tips and then saying we shouldn’t put them in our ears is like god putting the male g-spot up the ass and then saying gay sex is a sin

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Wait, wait, I don’t go here, but you’re telling me Killing Eve is based on a series of novels that ended with the main characters in lesbians ever after, and the show specifically chose to ignore that helpfully provided conclusion to deliberately bury the gays??
Oh my God, y’all, I am so, so sorry. I only knew your fucked-up little gals from gifsets, but I was really rooting for them.
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the creation of adam // the destruction of eve
imagine having jodie comer and sandra oh as your two leads and then never giving them screentime together.

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okay so I'm curious now:
which one would be more dangerous when encountered in the wild: a sun bear, a polar bear, a grizzly, a spectacled bear, or a black bear?
THE POLAR BEAR, FULL STOP.
all of the other bears on that list may very well attack you with fatal results if they decide you're a threat or an interloper, but the polar bear is the one that WANTS to eat you, and if you're not careful, WILL eat you.
prey is scarce in the arctic and polar bears are big animals, so they've evolved to be long-distance stalking predators that will NEVER turn down a warm meaty meal, weird opposable thumbs or no!
if you see a polar bear in the arctic, even if you're with a group, take extra care the next few days to make sure that it's REALLY gone and not just following you at a distance to learn your habits and ambush you when you least expect it!
more than one arctic researcher didn't change up their routine often enough and opened the station door for their smoke break only to find a polar bear waiting for them patiently on the other side, at which point they were dragged off onto the ice and never seen again.
I would say it's a grizzly fate, but that pun would be simply unbearable.
Wish there were more animals like this. You're always hearing "oh it's not a man-eater it's really quite nice" about every other beast. BORING. There should be an animal for every environment that always wants to eat people.
there’s a saying summarizing what to do if you encounter the three most common species of bears: “if it’s black fight back, if it’s brown lie down, if it’s white say goodnight.” (sometimes with the addition of “if it’s gummy put it in your tummy”) one time i read an article on what to do in bear attack events and they gave suuuper long and detailed answers for black and brown bears, and then just ended it with "As for a polar bear, rest in peace. :)"
black bears usually attack because they think you have food, they are relatively easily scared (i’ve heard them described as “big dangerous raccoons”) and if you can intimidate them they’ll generally back off. brown bears usually attack because they see you as a threat, so if you play dead (you wanna be on the ground for *at least 15 minutes after the brown bear leaves*) they’ll probably decide you’re not a threat and leave you alone.
polar bears, as op said, see humans as prey. they are BYFAR the biggest and strongest species of bear, it’s not even close. when standing upright, a black bear is about 5-6 feet tall, a brown bear is about 7-8 feet tall, and a polar bear is about 10-11 feet tall. THEY ARE THE LARGEST TERRESTRIAL PREDATOR ON EARTH. a polar bear could kick any other bear’s ass easily, so fighting back as a HUMAN is doomed to fail. and playing dead just makes their meal easier for them.
there is a place called Svalbard. it is a norwegian archipelago in the arctic ocean, and it is one of the northernmost human settlements in the entire world. in Svalbard, it is required by law to have a firearm with you to leave the settlement. you cannot visit Svalbard without a firearm permit. there are about 3 hundred polar bears in Svalbard and about 3 thousand more in nearby areas.
"When a hungry polar bear spots a potential meal, they don't hesitate. They attack. An unarmed human being has absolutely no ability to resist a polar bear attack. None at all. The largest polar bears can weigh in excess of 2,000 pounds, making them potentially more than ten times larger than the average human. Their jaws can crush and chew up the hardest of bones. Their hunger is often so extreme, they don't even bother killing you before they begin to eat you."
here’s an amazing 2 minute video of a cameraman who locked himself in a transparent cage to film a polar bear, which promptly attempted to kill him. cage did its job and protected him and he got some absolutely insane footage. the polar bear in this video is a female one, male polar bears are even bigger.
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