¡Repugnante hijo de burro leproso!

@lcmuerte

 Man, the after life was so boring. Lance had just stormed out of another heated argument with his roommate. It was starting to be a regular thing in their household now, but he could never bring himself to actually hate the guy. Well, whatever. He found himself on a park bench, arms spread across the backrest. His head hanging at the back as sunlight danced through the leaves, golden spots dancing on his body.

 A gorgeous figure approached him (or, probably just passing by) causing his eyes to widen and an awkward smile curled. Shaking his head out of the trance, Lance quickly shot up from his spot and twisted his torso around to face her. Propping his head up with on his arm, he threw on his best smile.

 “Why hello there, beautiful. Is it just me, or has the this place just brighten the moment you came around?” 

La Muerte was just taking a stroll, trying to get a full layout of this place. While she was remembering each route she passes through, she heard a voice call out to her. She looked and saw a young man flirting with her. She has had her fair share of men like this, even when dead, they still do this. It made her giggle.

❝I don’t know hijo..❞ She vanished and reappeared sitting right next to him, her trail of yellow flower petals were left behind.

@lcmuerte

👌💸💸

    “Do you think I could jump off into a sea of sharks and survive?” 

Hell, he was dead. Why the hell not?? Though, he just needed some suggestions. 

@synergiist

I can’t give up. Not just yet.

La Muerte needed to speak to the ruler pronto, but she doesn’t know where to look. No one here knows who or where the ruler is, but she isn’t giving up.

I’ll just ask someone else.

She looked around, looking for anyone she could ask. Her eyes caught the brown haired boy, so she teleported right in front of him.

Was she the ruler of Amaranth? Considering the fact that she was talking about souls and this was the afterlife. Shifting his stance with the crutch, he chewed the inside of his cheek. “I’d rather not–are you the ruler of this place, by chance?” There was no harm in asking, if she didn’t rule Amaranth then he would just have to think of something else.

“YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY– AIM FOR THE STARS! AND THEN CRUSH THEM INTO PRESOLAR GRAINS.” He matched her amusement note for note, offering no more than those words as justification for his intentions to usurp the standing order.

“TELL YOU WHAT, I’LL SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE OF PUTTING YOUR QUESTIONS IN ETERNITY’S SUGGESTION BOX AND GIVE YOU SOME ANSWERS PRO BONO! ACCORDING TO GREENIE, THE QUEUE TO GET INTO NICER RETIREMENT IS GETTING LONG ENOUGH THAT THEY PUT THIS PLACE TOGETHER TO DEAL WITH THE UPSWING IN APOCALYPSES ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE. COME TO THINK OF IT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THANKING THEM FOR LIGHTENING YOUR LOAD!”

She blinked at his explanation. Its true that there will be a lot in her place, but she didn’t mind that. She wasn’t sure if she wanted the whole “lightening the load” thing.

❝I’m.. not so sure about that.. you see my land has families, families that waits for the rest of them to join. They witnessed the tragedy as well and they were worried. Once it was over, they were expecting them to join the place, however...❞ She sighs ❝I need to think of something.❞

@lcmuerte liked for a starter.

“Hey, lady. I’m pretty sure that amount of candles on a hat is completely unnecessary. But if you’re trying to be a walk safety hazard then I’m not going to stop you.” Leaning on his cane, he inspected the woman’s clothes more properly.

Hmm, was that even her face? Or was it just an excessive amount of makeup? Either way, her appearance was weird and an eyesore to look at. Just what kind of costume party was she going to?

“BILL CIPHER, SOON-TO-BE RULER OF THIS DIMENSION! ENCANTADO DE CONOCERTE.” He swept off his hat in place of a bow, transitioning smoothly into taking her hand in his own and shaking it. “SOUNDS LIKE YA GOT A PRETTY SWEET GIG GOING BACK HOME; WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS AFTERLIFE?”

“OH, I’VE GOT BETTER THAN THAT UP MY FIGURATIVE SLEEVE, SISTER!” He paused, a thoughtful vacancy in his eye for effect, before seeming to reconsider. “MIGHT NEED TO RUN YOU THROUGH THE FUNDAMENTALS OF FIFTH-DIMENSIONAL CALCULUS BEFORE GIVING ‘EM A WHIRL THOUGH.”

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Send “🌹” for your muse to give mine a rose.

Optional: send the colour too

She was surprised by the rose. She didn’t think that she’d get something nice from someone else. Someone who isn’t a resident of her place or her husband (though when was the last time her cheating husband ever gave her something this nice). Nonetheless she took the gift, smiling at the man and taking a short sniff of the flower.

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