call-me-baeoncé

Lol I love her man

How the hell did she pose and serve so much face that fast

I was literally thinking that ^

she is so perfect man

I love these so much they are spot on you can’t even tell which is her

my two old hollywood faves

“Don’t feed the bears” why? So they can remember me as selfish and then kill me once the bear revolution comes? No YOU don’t feed the bears I’m gonna be an ally to them

i wish i was a bear bears dont have jobs or like responsibilities they’re just doin them bein bears

their job is to not die in the woods from starvation or other animals

IM CRINEEEEEE

FUCK

Whoa!

Oh shit

damn 😂

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

“I want the tacos with the hard shells” Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla” “Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?” Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas” “Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?” -.-.-.- “Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.” “Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten” “Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!” “Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.” -.-.-.- “What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!” “Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.” “No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!” “Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.” -.-.-.-

Good god the list could go on forever

Plz tell me what this is from!!!!

But are you "woke" outside of tumblr is the real question