Pyro and other personas

I'm passing the blunt to all my weed smoking mutuals rn

correction: shotgun kissing all my weed-smoking mutuals

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

Fuck it lets see what happens

Well, worth a shot!

Wow tag your porn

I should make these.

Love these mitts and the lamb!

It took way too long for me to realize it was a lamb. At first a cat, then a bunny. Then I saw the feet and it dawned on me

Gurf do fall

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

I actually just watched a video on this. They wanted to be ahead of schedule by making a Hillary one and reveal the night of election but then trump won so they had to change it as cost effectively as possible.

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

a shat

Dont call it that please

A baby shat

A shitten

An adorable shitten

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.