Fantasy breads
Fairy bread: A slice of plane wonder bread (whatever white/buttermilk/plain bread you get from the grocery store) with a "healthy" amount of butter spread on it and covered with hundreds and thousands of sprinkles. A simple kid's treat from Australia, you should have heard of this by now. Goblin bread: A slice of banana bread with peanut butter or Nutella spread and coated with mini m&m's. Recently invented (credit to UncleJerg) as a counter to fairy bread. I view this as setting a precedence for other fantasy bread confections so lets spitball here Dwarf bread: We'd want something hard, hearty, and shiny as hell. A dense rustic bread made with whole grain flours (preferably with honey or some other natural sweetener) spread a slice of it with chunky peanut butter and top with edible glitter.
