easiest enemy.

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      ❛   ye’, that was pretty good, but your pun game’s kinda average.   ❜

      he’d act offended if he could muster the energy to get up, but sans was otherwise occupied laying down in the grass, not a care in the world ( not straying far from his usual self, but at full force sans would start a war with the kid ). ❛ your probably right, kiddo. my jokes don’t work on everybody. ❜

❝    CUT DOWN THESE FUCKING TREES !    ❞ ❝    FUCK THESE TREES!! FUCK THEM!!    ❞ ❝    The surface is fucking AWFUL I HATE it here !    ❞ ❝    Okay , fine , I will carry a torch for you— I carry a torch for you , ____ !   ❞ ❝    You have an accent but your brother doesn’t.     ❞ ❝    Well , you see , I’m a big fan of skeletor.    ❞ ❝    I’M A  GOOD BOY    ❞ ❝    SPEAK TO ME NAUGHTY    ❞ ❝    YA YOU WENT TO CHURCH      ❞ ❝    The lights go out , your head goes down— You give a blowjob , but it wasn’t actually all that good.    ❞ ❝     Oh my god what the fuck   ❞ ❝    Nobody cares about what _____ has to say or do! No one cares! No one! AAAAAAAAAA     ❞ ❝    _____ , WHO hurt you?    ❞     ❝    None of you worship me as the great _____!    ❞ ❝    All I want to do is to be recognized for my talent!    ❞ ❝   Cheating on your bestie how could you     ❞ ❝   Who even COMPARES to our friendship?     ❞ ❝   This anger? It doesn’t suit you. It’s FREAKING me out.     ❞ ❝   I’m not allowed to have emotions     ❞ ❝   I ONLY WANT TO EXPRESS MY ANGER    ❞ ❝   You were once so pure and innocent WHAT HAPPENED?     ❞ ❝   FUCK OFF !     ❞ ❝   YOU’RE NOT THE SKELETON I ONCE KNEW   ❞ ❝   FUCK OFF , BITCH     ❞ ❝   YOU WERE PERFECT     ❞ ❝   YOU DON’T KNOW A THING , FISH.    ❞ ❝   You’re supposed to be PURE , okay?     ❞ ❝   Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to , bitch?     ❞

❛  jeez, we’re not evenFIVE MINUTES in and    i’m already  TROUT—ing your  chances of  a    WIN.    tssk, guess we can already make your    D E F E A T o—FISH—al.  ❜

      sans wasn’t exactly sure how serious undyne was about this pun on pun battle, so far he was really just warming up. while he probably wouldn’t stand a chance against her in an actual duel, in a clashing of wit ( if you could really call it ), he could obliterate her if he really wanted.