softcore homoerotic nerd type shi’

free the dick next

Gay guys in their 30s dgaf theyre like im level 31 and a dark type trainer 🤓 plant dad. Gay guys who are in their early 20s are like im in my brat era and they think theyre cool for it and different than the 30 year old pokegays. Me well i just want to get dicked down again =/

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

had a dream i was driving in the pokemon universe and something suddenly darted across the road and i ended up hitting a goddamn suicune. legendary reflexes though because i pulled out a pokeball and threw it out my window before she could run. caught her. said aloud "damn i wonder how often this happens." decided to immediately bring suicune out of her pokeball to check stats and i guess she could talk just like entei in that movie because the first thing she says is "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???"