softcore homoerotic nerd type shi’

No, its pyrite

Fool’s meme…

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

we teach bloggers to shrink themselves

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

take it personal. at this age, people are 100% aware

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

The craziest part about life is that there’s like nothing you can do..

Both the greatest and the hardest part of life is that we can all do so much.

So you’re calling me a liar…… ok