Turn. On. The. Sound. Omg ahahaha

Depression is like a background app that drains your battery

True

I’m fucking dead!! Nah seriously someone gotta cut her a check!!!

so talented

Me, performing any task: Trust me, I’m a lesbian

I wonder how Britain feels when every other country is celebrating independence from them

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

*basket of kittens happens* *dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens* *humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens*

*tumblr users stop what they’re doing to watch humans watch dogs watch kittins*

*NSA stops what it’s doing to watch tumblr users watch humans watch dogs watching kittens*

Isn’t it weird that in order to fall asleep you have to pretend like you are already asleep?

Every time I see a post that frames the Kardashians/Jenners as businesswomen rather than people born into extreme wealth and privilege who use the under-compensated labor of the people who develop their products (app developers, ghostwriters, publicists, etc.) to exploit the public’s perverse fascination with their grotesque freak show of a family I lose 5 years off my life.

What if Earth was actually an extremely harsh and unforgiving environment but we’ve just evolved accordingly and think it’s paradise?

By the way if you call the cops on a homeless person for panhandling or sleeping you’re evil tbh. Like there is no reasonable justification for doing that ever and there’s no justification for any cop answering such a call tbh. I hope everyone who’s participated in that can never peacefully sleep until they make things right

Same goes for people who call the cops on homeless people for “loitering” or “trespassing” (AKA sleeping or living their fucking lives without a house)